Britain's betters are responding with increasing petulance, defensiveness and typical misguided self-importance over the emerging stars of the smash hit multi-part series 'WikiLeaks." The disclosures, naming such leading lights as Gorgon Brown and P...
Whacktivists are to undertake the largest campaign in misguided cause history, as they fight to save a London woman from being denied her rights in marriage. "This perhaps one of the gravest injustices of the past twenty minutes," sobbed national...
HM The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are to climb fifty foot extension ladders in the first ever festooning of Windsor Castle with Christmas lights. In what is viewed as an expression of solidarity with a Berkshire man banned from lavishly deco...
Seeking to undo the sulk inducing news that two new polls show the public prefers King William and Queen Cinderella over King Charles and Queen Camilla, the Prince of Wales demonstrated his peerless knack for bad-to-worse by announcing his darling wi...
Determined to avoid history repeating itself, Prince William has called off his wedding to Kate Middleton in order to marry Kate Middleton after divorcing his first wife. "Kate is the love of his life," confided a friend of the Prince, "so natural...
London based futures trader Martin Susspeck is planning to short his own wife's investment in the future successor to Queen Catherine Middleton. "Daft cow has it in her head if she times the next pup proper, the kid can marry William and Kitty's f...
The highest levels of British society are reacting with dismay to the news that Prince William is to marry from below stairs. "Really!" spat The Honourable Arabella Snyde-Custom, near Sloane Square. "Next you'll expect me to believe these larks...
Buckingham Palace reverted to form today following the Prince of Wales' latest ham-fisted attempt to have his own way at all costs. The self-indulgent balls up followed several days of confusion and unease at Court, in the wake of the Susan-Boyle-S...
In a mad scramble to obscure the revelation he has long planned for Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent to become Queen, The Prince of Wales has suggested his second wife might alternatively become a one-legged pirate trawling the waters off the coast...
Buckingham Palace has taken the pre-emptive step of announcing that under no circumstances will the Duchess of York be in a position to sell, lease, trade, swap, barter, boot sale or otherwise undertake to procure invitations to the upcoming nuptials...
Members of the Royal Family will, for the first time ever, pose nude for a calendar, to be sold in aid Prince William's wedding bills. "Well of course we could ask the government to stuff a few more sheets on the press when they're printing their...
Still smarting the Queen's decision to restyle her Doshless of York, Sorry Ferguson is set for a High Court battle with creative impresario Col. Jennifer Sanders. The hard-working actress, who made a small fortune through actual talent, is suing...
The irrepressibly disgraced Duchess of York is to take up direct sales in a bid to capitalize on her newly emerged skills at raffling off next to useless merchandise over wine and a fag. The Duchess, currently swimming across the Atlantic followin...
After a weekend of tabloid SHOCKS involving the Duchess of York's crass-for-access foibles, the Queen has pulled out all the stops in a bid to battle the news cycle. Unconfirmed reports indicate Buckingham Palace will announce that Wallis Simpson...
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