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Funny story: Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson May Sell Her Hair To Keep On Top Of Hair Raising Debt

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas. Forgiving Prince Andr...

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Funny story: Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

Venus Williams And Bum Suck Up

After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up. The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...

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Funny story: Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Celine Dion May Consider Titanic And Titanic Two as Name's For Expected Twins!

Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month. Celine says she is expecting the resul...

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Funny story: Facebook Banned in Banger's 'N' Mash

Facebook Banned in Banger's 'N' Mash

Bangladesh has no facebook, leaving hundreds of thousands confused and roaming the streets not knowing what to do with their time. Facebook was blocked for posting caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed and images of the Muslim-majority country's le...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Didn't Die in Plumbing Accident - So He Says

Tom Cruise Didn't Die in Plumbing Accident - So He Says

Tom Cruise has laughed off false reports that he died in a plumbing accident, he's alive and well. Rumours began spreading across the internet saying Tom "Couch Jumping" Cruise passed away following a bizarre plumbing mishap while in New Zealand.

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Funny story: The Cost Of Living In Cyberspace

The Cost Of Living In Cyberspace

A gay man who isn't out to all his staff, recently checked his Facebook account and discovered a high school friend had posted a photo from 20 years earlier that strongly hinted at his sexual orientation. The photo shows his eyes are circled in d...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood is living a double life confessing despite excepting movie roles, he has "become tired" of seeing himself on the big screen. His admission comes after turning 80 saying he would rather stay behind camera's and allow...

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Funny story: Gays Come Closer to "Do Ask, Do Tell" In U.S. Military

Gays Come Closer to "Do Ask, Do Tell" In U.S. Military

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell," conservative groups are claiming that the problem of homosexual misconduct in the military, including sexual assaults will only become worse. Worse, does that mean it's bad right now? Some say this is a last desperate atte...

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Funny story: Brontosaurus Anyone? Or How About A Behemoth? Free - Must Be Able to Carry Away!

Brontosaurus Anyone? Or How About A Behemoth? Free - Must Be Able to Carry Away!

Hey want to own your very own brontosaurus? Jesus, this thing is larger than life, but if you want it it'll cost you more than an arm and a leg to carry it away! The National Showcave Centre for Wales, near Swansea, has a huge-mungus problem - the...

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Funny story: Chely Wright Credits Ellen For Licking Fears Of Coming Out!

Chely Wright Credits Ellen For Licking Fears Of Coming Out!

Gay country star Chely Wright wanted to "come out" to her family after watching Ellen do the same back in 2007 but her fathers reaction stopped her. Rotten man! Appearing on DeGeneres' daytime talk show, Wright says when Ellen told the world on Na...

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Funny story: Self Confessed Bludger - Rick Astley Wants To Comeback - Oh No!

Self Confessed Bludger - Rick Astley Wants To Comeback - Oh No!

God help us, the 80's beat machine singer, Rick Astley wants to make a comeback, but are we ready for it. Rick, remember that redhead nice boy with the funny dance? Your forgiven if you can't as its been nearly 20 years after he quit the music industry - cynical, exhausted and fed up with fame he has decided to have another crack at the big time. Oh brother! He looks old, wrinkled and crinkly.

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Funny story: Sir Elton Does Morocco - Despite His Bitch Lip About Jesus Being Gay

Sir Elton Does Morocco - Despite His Bitch Lip About Jesus Being Gay

Sir Elton John gave homophobic protesters in Morocco the piano finger after protests by Islamists who tried to prevent Sir John's appearance, claiming the openly gay singer would offend public morals. Sir Elton came underfire with his bitch lip c...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Wants To Do It With Robbie Williams

Britney Spears Wants To Do It With Robbie Williams

Show off Britney Spears has admitted that she want to get it on with Robbie, in the studio that is and make sweet, sweet music together. I'm sure their off spring would sound as gorgeous as they both look, and if you're like me, you'd die to be a...

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Funny story: Is That Chocolate On Your Back - Or Are You About To Be Robbed?

Is That Chocolate On Your Back - Or Are You About To Be Robbed?

Police in the U.K. have warned of a bizarre scam, obviously created by someone with a sweet tooth! This unusual scam involves the scammers, (aka thieves), approaching people and kindly letting them know they have chocolate on their backs, how the...

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Funny story: Could It Be A BoyZone Curse?

Could It Be A BoyZone Curse?

Andrew Cowles, the widower of Stephen Gately, has spoken of his delight that his late husband's new book 'The Tree of Seasons' has made the best-sellers list in its first week of release. Andrew says the news was a little damped by the news friend...

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Funny story: Elton John's Cooking May Kill

Elton John's Cooking May Kill

Sir Elton John's partner David Furnish says the singer is hopeless in the kitchen and has no idea about basic cooking, though stops short about how he is in bed! Sir Elton John can't cook, but does that matter? After all Elton has enough money to...

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Funny story: Aussie Avertising Agency Says A Billion Dollars is Difficult To Comprehend

Aussie Avertising Agency Says A Billion Dollars is Difficult To Comprehend

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending your tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was ali...

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