Clint Eastwood Is Sick - Of Himself

Written by Knowles

Saturday, 29 May 2010

Dirty Harry star Clint Eastwood is living a double life confessing despite excepting movie roles, he has "become tired" of seeing himself on the big screen.

His admission comes after turning 80 saying he would rather stay behind camera's and allow younger stars, say 60 or 70 year oldie's take center stage. However he reaffirms that it doesn't mean he's going to stop acting. Now I'm confused!

Eastwood claims to be tired though he insists he has no plans to quit acting altogether. If that's not confusing I don't know what is.

Clint says since he worked as a director for the first time on 'Play Misty for Me' in 1970 he's become tired of his face on the box or big screen.

The Dirty Harry star is still determined to try new things, and believes directing films gives him more opportunities to push himself. But at 80, you'd think he may not be able to push as much as he use to.

God, if you've done as many films as he has you'd need to stop looking back, some of them were less than impressive.

But, for Clint fans he'll keep on going, despite his confusion. More acting and directing until they pronounce him totally loony or dead.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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