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Funny story: Balotelli: "Messi aint right"

Balotelli: "Messi aint right"

Since revealing yeasterday that he thought Lionel Messi was the only player better than him in world football today, controversial Italian striker Marion Balotelli has spoken again of the Barcelona player. After a promotional photo shoot for tobac...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Balotelli: "F*ck it I'll quit"

Manchester City's wantaway striker Mario Balotelli has issued a threat to his employers in his latest verbal attack on the club. Balotelli said, "I wana go Milan and if that lot aren't going to sell me, then f*ck it I'll retire. It's just a job in...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "Make Me Captain and Let Tevez Rot in the Reserves"

Balotelli: "Make Me Captain and Let Tevez Rot in the Reserves"

Italian striker Mario Balotelli has boldly claimed he should be made Manchester City's new captain. With current captain Carlos Tevez looking for an escape route out of Eastlands the Bad Boy feels he's the man to lead City to glory - until June that...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Balotelli: "Mancini has got a little d*ck"

Wantaway Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli appears to have sunk to new lows in a bid to engineer a move back to Italian football. When interviewed before Citys final Europa League group game away at Juventus, Balotelli made crude comments a...

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Funny story: Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Manchester City's wantaway ace striker Mario Balotelli has launched an unexpected verbal attack on club captain Carlos Tevez. Tevez recently announced that he wished to leave the club, and it would seem that this news has struck a nerve with Itali...

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Funny story: Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Balotelli Announces Hardcore Gangsta Rap Debut

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has given a date and track listing for his long awaited rap debut. He stated he's been able to finish the album over the past few months because of his suspension and "pretending to be injured". The bad b...

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Funny story: Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Manchester City Bad Boy Mario Balotelli has run into trouble again in his short yet controversial Manchester City career. In whats only going to further add to the unrest at Eastlands, Balotelli has reportedly punched team mate Jerome Boateng in t...

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