In an earlier story it was reported that President Barack Obama was swallowed by a black hole created by the Hadron Collider, with only his white teeth being visible from within the totally black abyss. Today, his chattering teeth emerged, and a...
Once upon a time a long long long long time ago 15 Billion years ago, before Dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was nothing according to a lot of Scientists. Here though is another theory, the Universe has always been here but from our limited Kno...
From Switzerland, news of the Large Hadron Collider being revved up brought questions concerning the possible creation of a black hole that might swallow the earth. Professor Parsons, head of operations at the Swiss facility, had the following to...
December 20, 2009--Mistress number 2500 has been disclosed as the infamous Boy Pal Woody Woodpecker, cartoon icon of the 1950s and star of the "The Woody Woodpecker Show", which debuted in 1957. Says Woody, "I can tell you right now, Tiger's Woody...
Scientists have discovered that black holes, those mysterious, dark spots in the universe that suck everything around them into themselves, have been discovered closer to the earth than suspected. One particularly dangerous one called AIG has been...
BERKELEY, CA - Today at his home in Florida, as predicted by physicists, Rush Limbaugh finally succumbed to the forces of gravity. "We knew it was coming. We just didn't know when," says physicist Stephen Kinghawk. The last person to see the me...
A Giant Black Hole (GBH) has been discovered in the centre of our galaxy, which contains, amongst other things, another black hole which, in turn, has more black holes, possibly to an infinite range, making it difficult to establish what might lay at...
Outer Space - (X-Files Mess): NASA scientists have launched a highly complex, modified Large Hardon Collider to create the world's first ever black hole stimulator. The revolutionary BlackMax can alter a black hole's spinning capacities and increa...
GENEVA (FMLiveWire) -- The world's newest and biggest particle accelerator the Large Hadron Collider was wrecked by a miniature black hole it created and will not begin operations again until April, officials at CERN revealed this week. The machin...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The American nation was shocked to learn that Republic vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was absorbed by a stray black hole created by the newly operational Large Hadron Collider on Saturday. "I was standing next t...
A cabal of evil Frenchies have today switched on a device which will ultimately lead to the destruction of the universe. The doomsday machine, named after its mad German inventor, Doktor Von Doomsday, was originally designed to convert sawdust and...
BERNE (FMLiveWire) - Physicist Stephen Hawking now says that he has detected radiation emitted from black holes created by the world's biggest particle accelerator which a doomsday cult of mad scientists have just switched on. "Run for your life!...
Professor Hugh Jarse revealed today that the Large Halon Collider (LHC) experiment due to take place will be the answer to the current problems associated with refuse disposal. "When the LHC is fired up it will create a black hole. This will give...
John Archibald Wheeler, the American theoretical physicist who coined the term, black hole, has passed away at home in Hightstown, New Jersey.
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