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Funny story: Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Obama's recently adopted mask of humility slipped as the black boy genius mocked poor decreit widow, Nancy Reagan for her interest in the paranormal during her husband's Presidency. Remembering that he had not yet been made emperor, Obama scurrie...

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Funny story: Witch Crash Lands at Heathrow

Witch Crash Lands at Heathrow

A 98 year-old hag from Manchester has crashed her beloved broom at London's busy Heathrow airport today. She lost control of her 1892 'Besom' Mk 4 after being involved with a near miss with an Air Emirates, Boeing 747 inbound from Dubai. Zelda H...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Cured of Demons by African Witch Doctor

Sarah Palin Cured of Demons by African Witch Doctor

ANCHORAGE (FMLiveWire) -- A grainy YouTube video appeared last week showing Sarah Palin being cured of demons and blessed in her hometown church in Alaska three years ago by a Kenyan witch doctor who prayed for her "protection from witchcraft" as she...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Escapee From Witch Mountain

Paris Hilton Is Escapee From Witch Mountain

Paranormal researchers have discovered that Hollywood Socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton are actually twins who escaped from Witch Mountain (a story first fictionalized in the 70's movies Escape From Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mounain).

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

(New York-NY) At his first "Town Hall" meeting in New York City's Federal Hall, a statement made by presumptive Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has many political bloggers wondering "wtf"? The r...

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Funny story: New Rules for Psychics

New Rules for Psychics

London, Apr. 19, 2008: The Brown government has set in motion regulations to bring various seers, soothsayers, prophets, clairvoyants, necromancers, mediums, mystics, readers, fortune tellers, and sundry types of "spiritual workers" under t...

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Funny story: Moe Dowdy Takes Claws Out of Hillary Long Enough to Sink Her Fangs into US General!

Moe Dowdy Takes Claws Out of Hillary Long Enough to Sink Her Fangs into US General!

NY Times Op-ed witch, Moe Dowdy should be evaluated on the politics page but her dirty dishing during this primary season and the cat fight she has conducted against Senator Clinton has banished all comment about her to the gossip page.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, &q...

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Funny story: Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

Scarecrow Loses Brain Again

EMERALD CITY, OZ (AP Newsliar) -- Scarecrow has misplaced his brain again, the third time he's done so since making his epic journey to see the Wizard of Oz. Scarecrow's "brain", actually a diploma declaring him a "Doctor of Thinkology", was besto...

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Funny story: Timmy's Birthday Bash- Strange Goings on

Timmy's Birthday Bash- Strange Goings on

Young Timmy Bulstrode won't forget his 7th birthday in a hurry, for no sooner had he blown out the candles on his cake, than he was set upon by a lynch-mob, taken to the village ducking stool and almost drowned for being a warlock.

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Funny story: Westport Couple Under Investigation

Westport Couple Under Investigation

WESTPORT, CONNECTICUT -- Westport police reported today that local residents Samantha and Darrin Stephens, of 1164 Morning Glory Circle, are under investigation for numerous disturbances and suspicious activities.

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Funny story: My Grandmama was no witch!

My Grandmama was no witch!

Scottish 72 year old grandma from Edinburgh, is seeking a pardon for her grandmother. Granny, it seems was one of the last people jailed for witchcraft in the UK.

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