Hillary Clinton Mammogram Determines Temperature Measurement

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Monday, 14 January 2008

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Hillary's underwear drawer, where she warms her unmentionables to body temperature before putting them on.

For many years, the expression "colder than a witch's tit" has been an undefined term describing freezing conditions. A Gynecologist, Doctor Phil Puxley of Washington, D.C., has finally quantified that measurement. Said the doctor, "we believe this temperature to be somewhere about 33 degrees."

When asked how he had reached to conclusion, he answered that "we had Hillary Clinton in the office today for her annual pap smear and mammogram. Her body temperature, while having her breasts checked for tumors, topped out at a very cold 33 degrees. She really does have ice water running through her veins."

When advised of this new development, former President Bill Clinton was not surprised. "I always had blue ball around her, but I didn't know it was for that reason. No wonder I had to use women like Monica to warm myself up!"

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