Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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Mrs Nancy Reagan's witch doctor and psychic advisor, NaNa

Obama's recently adopted mask of humility slipped as the black boy genius mocked poor decreit widow, Nancy Reagan for her interest in the paranormal during her husband's Presidency.

Remembering that he had not yet been made emperor, Obama scurried off to call Mrs Reagan and apologize for his ridicule of her. The Obama people explained that Nancy was the model of understanding and forgiveness and that the two chatted for near an hour.

Sources close to the former second wife and first lady had a very different tale to tell. Apparently Nancy was watching the remarks live and became livid at Obama's prideful satire. Reagan immediately conjured her husband's shade from the underworld(all Republicans don't go to heaven)and secured a demonic curse for her witch doctor and psychic adviser, NaNa to use against the President-Elect.

No one really knows the nature of the curse but rumor has it that the first thing to go will be his three-pointer!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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