Cheddar or Gouda, Brie or Edam, it turns out that the congealed mess that is left if you leave milk in the sun can form the basis of a working time machine. "We noticed that the vacuoles of air inside a cheese were remarkably dense," said Professo...
In 1952, a Nottingham resident and historian, Bartholomew Uttersthwaite (now 68), then an eight-year-old ankle-biter, started to design and build a Time-Machine (push-bike) in the coalhouse in the soot covered backyard of number 6 Brookfield Place, in Nottingham, next to the railway viaduct. He takes up the story here himself... (oh where is he? Oh, at the WC again... I'll print a few more word...
How would you feel if you were told that yesterday never existed, but that your universe began when you closed the door to leave the house this morning? Or that it began when you started to read The Spoof? It is an alarming thought, is it not? Yet, it is true. Your universe extends just beyond your fingertips. Stretch, reach out, try and touch that bubble which surrounds you. The people that yo...
Ny Nyson, NY, NY: Yesterday evening I was very privaliged to be shown the transporter room deep in the undercofts of the United Nations Building complex. I can attest that it is no longer 'Star Treck' fiction, although for the forseeable future, it w...
Crossroads, South Carolina -- Despite their endless bickering, the Republican presidential candidates all agree that they would like to take the nation back to a more gentler and prosperous era. But they have very different views on what point in Am...
The winner of £2.5M in last week's UK Lottery has not yet been paid out owing to suspicious irregularities. The winning ticket held by Hamish MacFly, 19, of Reading was bought legitimately just two days prior to the draw and correctly named all six...
Cern scientists have been baffled by experiments which seem to turn a century of physics on its head. They claim to have witnessed neutrinos travelling at speeds faster than the speed of light. If they are shown to be correct, it could throw doubt...
It has come to light that the time traveller spotted in the Charlie Chaplin film of 1928 is the genuine article, and on top of this, a lot of the rebuttals against this being the genuine article are from Time Travellers themselves. A rogue time trave...
Those who were excited by the discovery of a "time traveller" talking on a mobile phone in a clip from a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie will be massively disappointed to hear that a plausible explanation has been put forward to explain the phenomenon.
Initially discovered in a film image of a man who appeared to be using a cell phone, additional discoveries were made in the 1928 Chaplin film that raise further suspicion of actual time travel having occurred. As one scene of the movie shows Cha...
World renowned astrophysicist Professor Steven Hawking shocked the scientific community yesterday by announcing "It IS possible to travel back in time" However, temporal travel was restricted to dates considered "really shite" He said " Due to flu...
Today the UK satellite system picked up a fluctuation in the country's background radiation levels which was revealed to be the appearance of RMT spokesman Bob Crow and his time travelling tube carriage. Having been living in the past Bob was la...
The Quantum Leap Corporation has announced that they will begin offering their services to the general public. For a modest fee of $10,000, people will be able to travel backwards in time within their own lifetimes and bodies. Problems encountere...
Bespectacled, aged, bald, hearing-aids wearing, short, plump, reporter Inchcock Chambers, has discovered that time-travel is happening! He has interviewed a traveller from the future, one Zip Alonso, who he claims came from the year 2218. Inchcock: Why did you travel back Zip? Zip: Life was finishing on earth, and it was either £819bn for a ticket to the moon, or £102m for a one way trip...
When Yorkshireman Bob Ecclesfield invented a time-machine, it must seemed that he was going to have a lot of grand days ahead of him. However, one particular time adventure turned out to be more interesting than he imagined. Bob, 43, wanted to know what a paradox felt like. He decided to go for the ol' chestnut of trying to kill his Grandfather in order to see whether he would end up being a co...
WASHINGTON DC - Scientists in one of the federal government's highest-security labs (whose name we cannot disclose, for obvious reasons) have made a historical breakthrough: they have finally figured out the secret to successful time travel. For d...
It has been reported today that Professor Stephen Hawking's best friend has been arrested for a crime that hasn't been committed yet. An eye witness said that Draconius was just about to push the button on his time machine that would take him bac...
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