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Funny story: Derren Brown Makes David Blaine Disappear

Derren Brown Makes David Blaine Disappear

LONDON - In what has got to be London-born magician Derren Brown's most amazing magical feat ever, he has managed to make Brooklyn-born magician David Blaine disappear. Last month at a magic show in Waterloo, Iowa, Blaine tried to make Brown disap...

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Funny story: The Rabbit is Out of the Hat

The Rabbit is Out of the Hat

After a long and grueling court battle, magician Hairy Duheeny has been acquitted of fraud charges. Duheeny, a semi-professional magician, faced charges of fraud, when Shaniqua Robbins (now known as Shaun) brought his underground side business as a s...

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Funny story: Woman Sues Copafeel for Perfoming "Too Much Magic" on Her

Woman Sues Copafeel for Perfoming "Too Much Magic" on Her

A woman has sued magician Dirk Copafeel, contending he performed "too much magic" on her while she was a guest on his private island off of Somalia for more than twenty years. Copafeel's law firm Paymee & Screw, LLC deny the allegations and s...

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Funny story: Magician Caught In The Act

Magician Caught In The Act

MIAMI - Renowned magician Dirk Copafeel has done it again, well sort of. He was apparently charged with fondling himself while performing a naked magic act at his tawdry private Bahamian island this past weekend. The show, entitled Blow Me Away...

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Funny story: Magician Faces Sexual Assault Allegations When Penis Magically Appears in Wrong Box!

Magician Faces Sexual Assault Allegations When Penis Magically Appears in Wrong Box!

The world famous magician Buck Goldmember has come acropper with yet another charge of rape by a 22 year old aspiring model allegedly duped into accompanying the illusionist to his private island for a personal interview. Reports leaking out from...

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Funny story: Derren Brown denies influencing Premier League goal chances

Derren Brown denies influencing Premier League goal chances

'Stay with me now'. We've all heard him say it and we've all watched him do it. But none of us can work out how he does it. Yet, despite the quite unbelievable number of missed goal scoring chances across the Premier League last weekend, the TV magic...

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Funny story: Book of Secret Knowledge is a Fraud

Book of Secret Knowledge is a Fraud

The Pagan Community is reeling at the revelation that the book, The Lebor Feasa Runda (The Book of Secret Knowledge) is indeed a work of an indulgent imagination. Reported as being an English translation of a German Copy of an Ancient Irish Text,...

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Funny story: PM and Chancellor to Join Magic Circle

PM and Chancellor to Join Magic Circle

Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling have been invited to become members of the prestigious Magic Circle, the UK's 'secret society' for top magicians. Magic Circle President Ali Bongo said that the invitation to the PM and Chancellor was in recogniti...

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Funny story: Famous Magician Disappears

Famous Magician Disappears

World famous stage magician, Arte Cromweiler, disappeared last week before a crowd of thousands. Mr. Cromweiler, who is notorious for making things vanish briefly, was last heard uttering what many eyewitnesses believe was some sort of incantation.

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Funny story: Darling asks TV magicians to conjure up money

Darling asks TV magicians to conjure up money

A Government committee, set up to identify innovative ways of boosting Britain's faltering economy, has presented its first idea to Chancellor Alastair Darling. Mr Darling unveiled the plan yesterday. Paul Daniels and Derren Brown will be invi...

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Funny story: David Blaine Sued Over Cunning Stunt

David Blaine Sued Over Cunning Stunt

Stupid magician David Blaine was today being sued under the trades description act after his "Dive of Death" didn't cause his untimely death. Literally dozens of fans waited until the end of his stunt to see him "dive to his death." When this didn...

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Funny story: Sorcerer Simon Hogwarts Sees Brown's Demise in Eagle's Entrails!

Sorcerer Simon Hogwarts Sees Brown's Demise in Eagle's Entrails!

The future has fascinated and ultimately eluded those who would seek to know its secrets. Simon Hogwarts, The Guardian of London's sorcerer in chief has ventured onto the thin ice of political prediction in reference to PMS Gordie Brown and his recen...

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Funny story: Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter, the JK Rowling creation, is to become the new Labour Minister for Magic, after the authoress made a huge £1million donation to party funds on Friday. Potter is a little lad magician, and prone to performing magic spells, something Pr...

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Funny story: Olympic Medals revealed to have magical properties

Olympic Medals revealed to have magical properties

In a stunning breakthrough, UK scientists have shown that Olympic Medals have curious properties when collected in large batches. Effects include the disappearance of Human Rights Issues and the ability to cause depression in Australians. "We look...

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Funny story: Sepp Sings: The Magic of Sepp Blatter in Concert

Sepp Sings: The Magic of Sepp Blatter in Concert

BandWagon Buster International is pleased to release this limited edition 3 DVD Box Set of Sepp Blatter showstoppers:...

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Funny story: Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magic gone from Magician's relationship

Magician Ilsa Triksa has just had his 9th divorce in 2 years, ever since he became a professional magician.

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Funny story: PM, Tsar Vladimir the Putana Masters the Hocus Pocus

PM, Tsar Vladimir the Putana Masters the Hocus Pocus

Putin has often shown some amazing prestidigitational skills. He made human rights and free enterprise disappear in the post- Soviet Russia. He hypnotized W when he looked into his eyes and failed to see the reflection of a Texas village idiot. But r...

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