Throughout the history of clinical psychology, well into the 20th century, it was standard to view homosexuality in terms of pathological models as a mental illness. Now that shrinks realize that you couldn't get a guy to gnaw the 'nana unless he...
Like a drunk freshman at a frat party, a billionaire hedge fund manager has been f--ked over by someone who promised not to hurt them. In this instance, the f--king cost the, er... f--kee nineteen million dollars. The cad who did the f--king? N...
H&R Block Inc., the tax preparation company that has frozen DM raises for two years in a row because of "tough financial times", spent $500,000 in the 2Q of 2010 to lobby the US government to create a consumer financial protection agency and othe...
For those that hold shares in the United States' largest tax return preparation company, H&R Block, they've become used to watching their net-worth flushed away, day after day, down the Kansas City company's crapper. From a 52-week high of $23.2...
H&R Block hasn't grown its business in 14 years; it's lack of response to Turbo Tax's innovative business model guaranteed this. And Block's ill-conceived decision to artificially maintain profitability in the face of declining market-share by ra...
Deflating corporate balloon H&R Block announced on Monday that it had elected a former eBay Inc. executive to its board. "Apparently there is this network of computing machines," says the H&R Block CEO, who wishes to remain anonymous. "And...
U.S. Attorney Virginia Beach found a way to get her name in the local papers to impress her parents by announcing today that former H&R Block tax professional O.C. "Original Criminal" Calhoun, Jr., 43, of Buffalo, NY, was sentenced to 5 years pro...
H&R Block, Inc. is resting comfortably in a Kansas City, MO hospital after attempting to leap to its death, following a stunning move that may cripple the Refund Anticipation Loan (RAL) business: The Internal Revenue Service today announced that...
The deadline to submit claims against H&R Block regarding the Express IRA product sold for years by tax professionals ended at midnight, July 30, 2010, and new claims are no longer being accepted, this according to expressirasettlement.web The...
The Fallon Advertising Agency has announced that it will be paid $155 million to change the country's opinion of H&R Block (HRB 0.52, -13.07, -94.45%), long regarded as the greenish-brown sh-tstain in the underpants of retail tax preparation. Today, Fallon released a list of ad slogans suggested by H&R Block, in an effort to gauge consumers' opinion of the Tower Records of taxes.
The Minneapolis ad agency Fallon Desword announced Wednesday that it has been selected agency of record by S.S. Tax-Titanic H&R Block. H&R Block, whose stock sells for a Venti and two scones, has tried a number of different strategies to...
Write this on a rock: H&R Block is f--ked. With the defection of CEO Russ Smyth to a "large company in Chicago" which Smyth refuses to name, Block is on its 257th CEO in 10 years. Field and corporate leadership is now trying out "Configuration Plan ZZ", and still Kansas City's jade-green monolith is hemorrhaging cash at an alarming rate. Here is the solution. 1.) Pick a team: Company...
It was a bold, striking move that has never occurred before, and has absolutely shocked everyone: An H&R Block CEO quit. This time it was Russ Smyth, the James Belushi-lookalike and former President of McDonalds' Sh-tty Food, European Divisio...
Proving that it is always a good idea to remarry your ex-wife, Alan Bennett, who served as Interim CEO of buggy whip manufacturer-slash-tax-preparation company H&R Block for ten minutes in 2008, is back at the helm. Again. "Good thing I d...
Richard C. Breeden, former Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and current Orchestrator of Evil as H&R Block Chairman, has forced the Board to rename Alan Bennett as CEO of H&R Block, the second time he's been CEO in 33 mo...
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