On his 44'th birthday Chef, Gordon Ramsay, known for his 'colourful language' has publicly explained to his mother in law why he has sacked her husband, whose dumplings were not up to scratch. He also 'shouts and curses a lot'. Ramsay's wife and c...
Los Angeles, CA - Word through the grapevine has it that Gordon Ramsey is on tap to compete for the coveted American Idol judge's seat left idle by Simon Cowell. Tiring of the cooking gigs he's been getting lately, Ramsay is said to be very intereste...
DURANGO, Colorado - Chef Gordon Ramsay, who is noted for his fiery temperament and his culinary expletives, was in Colorado where he had made his way to Durango's very popular Colorado Snow Food Diner. Ramsay was talking to the owner Endicott Swan...
Simon Cowell is extremely upset with Gordon Ramsey. He has just learned that Gordon has indeed invited Susan Boyle to appear on The F Word. Simon is annoyed for a number of reasons: 1) Susan didn't tell him about the invite 2) Simon isn't i...
Yes, it's true. Gordon Ramsey has admitted he is Subo's greatest fan. Well he IS a fan but because HE thinks he's THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, then he surely thinks of himself as Susan's GREATEST Fan. In a recent interview Gordon said, "F**k me! Are you f***ing kidding? I love her to bits. I'll be looking for another 'Fanny' in my next series of The F Word and would just LOVE...
Gino D'Acampo found himself at the centre of a new scandal yesterday after a rat died on the set of 'Never cooks, Trevor cooks,' the show where two contestants, one who never cooks and the other named Trevor, battle it out in the kitchen to win a yea...
Scottish Nationalist James Douglas has completed an investigation into the highland clearances which was one of the worst periods in Scotland's history when hundreds of thousands of Scots were kicked off their land and sent overseas to America, Canad...
Gordon Ramsay tried to chop off his fingers on a live cookery demonstration on a television programme in the USA. He had just finished telling the programmes host Ellen DeGeneres how to use knives safely when he appeared to actually try to chop of...
The Ghastly Gordon's alias Gordon Brown and Gordon Ramsay have been entered in the most abusive bullying bastards of the world competition. Uri Geller who worked with Gordon Ramsay on a television special where Uri helped prepare a meal and serve...
The potty mouthed Hell's kitchen presenter has announced he is going to give up being a chef for a life of equine semen related activities. In a completely non-topical news story that was made up whilst browsing the readymade cooking sauces aisle...
LONDON - Tana Ramsay, wife of the star of Hell's Kitchen and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay, was the fourth celebrity ice skater to be eliminated from this season's Dancing On Ice. Tana, who was partnered with Stuart Widdal, seemed to...
Part time celebrity chef and full time pillock Gordon Ramsay has hailed his jolly about in India a "fucking triumph". The rubber faced 'Scotsman' spent an entire 13 hours in the proud Asian nation, although the footage was edited to make it appear...
Gordon Ramsey, Beck's, Posh and their Families will spend Christams Day together enjoying a glorious 5* (pretty unknown rating around here!) banquet meal, how wonderful! Christmas time is a time of Goodwill and Gordon "Fucking' Ramsey decided to i...
An attempt on the world record for worlds largest cupcake has hit "a bit of a problem" says event organiser Gordon Ramsay, 72. "We had the mix, we had the paper cup, we even had the mixing equipment," he expunged whilst doing that thrusting thing...
A 27 year old ex Marine from New York put gobshite celeb chef Gordon Ramsay on the back foot by offering him outside for a serious twatting. Joseph, a contestant in Hell's Kitchen USA, wasn't having any of it when Ramsay ripped into him, looking f...
HOLLYWOOD - The F Network's cooking competition reality show, Hell's Kitchen has now become more popular than WWF, WCW, and WWE wrestling combined. The show's Naziesque host Chef Gordon Ramsay makes American Idol's Simon Cowell look like a little...
In breaking news, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has announced that he has become a physiological phenomena, a transformer. Yes, the foul mouthed Scot says he can transform himself into GORDON RAMSAY malevolent mysoginistic homophobic narcissistic mon...
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