Due to the Libyan/Arabian crisis the global prices for petrol have astronomically soared, but in the UK the motorists seem to be getting hit harder than anywhere else. In fact there have been several riots at UK petrol stations and the National Gu...
Despite its exhausting and increasingly sanctimonious involvement in Libya and Egypt, the US this week confirmed that it was determined to take necessary action and invade a small, Esso service service station in Bracknell. The proposed action was co...
In an effort to make Americans conserve gasoline in this latest oil crisis, President Barack Obama has signed an emergency bill lowering the national speed limit a full 10 miles per hour, from 55 to 45. In addition, the President is asking the Depart...
SANTA MONICA, CA - It seems everyone these days is affected by the turmoil in the Middle East and North Africa. When trouble erupts in these volatile regions of the world, oil prices are surely to be negatively influenced. Consequently, every aspec...
Does this seem fair to you? I drive 45 kms to work - and, 45 kms back (of course) daily - that is 450 kms per week. My colleague drives 20 km to work and back per week. Our Board of Education is now allowing us to claim 'mileage' if we go to Workshops......which are usually held about 13 kms from my home but over 40 kms from my colleague's home. She is going to claim. I can't coz it's not f...
A petrol bomber who attempted to throw a bomb into a UK pub had a slight mishap which thankfully hindered his evil intentions! The bomber, Amir Ali (who else?) had been drinking heavily before he could raise his "balls" enough to throw the bomb. D...
New York--Oil Companies wanted to thank Americans for helping elect Republicans by raising gas prices. The higher gas prices are due to the fact that oil companies don't have to worry about any regulations or new environmental tax increases. "I w...
The French are gradually running out of petrol which is causing slight discomforts in Le Republique. Many French, typical, have decided to abandon their automobiles, jump on Les Bicyclettes and head for the nearest boozer, because wine is stil ava...
Following a series of strategic planning meetings held in a secret location, Bruce Opec, owner of more than 370 Taco Bell restaurants across America, announced a new in-room dining fee for those patrons who regularly break wind. Similar to a pr...
Natural Drilling, Inc. is the world's first producer of crude oil and related products to achieve organic certification, and the company aims to challenge the market with a line of 'healthy transportation' offerings. 'The oil we bring out of the g...
Better keep an eye out on what's going on in the Middle East as our gas could go up to $15 a gallon practically overnight. The situation is this: Israel cannot afford to allow Iran to go nuclear because they could use the weapons or threaten to...
In the seaside community of Nags Head, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a new concept in the dispensing of gasoline is being tested on tourists as well as the locals. Just off Virginia Dare Trail stands the community's only 24-hour, fully au...
I was sorry to read that fellow Brits. are hurting again at the pumps. Many Brits. from North East England, fed up with rising prices at the pumps, decided to emigrate to Canada in the early 80's and are we are ever so glad we did. Reaching almo...
For many years, travelers in movies have been attacked when stopping for gasoline at remote stations. These stops in Texas, New Mexico, and other western states have been portrayed in slasher films for years and have given the locals a bad name.
Fears were confirmed today when it was announced petrol prices were set to soar to a record 120p a litre. The UK pubic united in a collective "Bollocks to that!" Gordon Brown was quick to try and allay the public's concerns stating, "There is...
Solihull, Tuesday - Anti-car weirdos were given reason to cheer Tuesday morning after it was revealed petrol prices are due to soar to £1.99 a litre by the end of this month (March 2010). The alarming decline in the value of the pound (now officia...
Barak Obama and Gordon Brown, today in a joint statement announced that petrol prices were set to rise again due to those pesky suicide bombers. Blaming those flammable bomber characters around the world for a hugely volatile petroleum market. At...
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