A petrol bomber who attempted to throw a bomb into a UK pub had a slight mishap which thankfully hindered his evil intentions!
The bomber, Amir Ali (who else?) had been drinking heavily before he could raise his "balls" enough to throw the bomb. Driven on by the words of the "Almighty One" ringing in his drunken ears, he proceeded.
Unfortunately (or fortunately for the guests?) he didn't relieve himself before attempting the wicked attack.
Mother nature called and the lampost in front of the pub seemed an ideal place, albeit, a tiny dog had other ideas, it was his lampost!
The dog, realising that someone else wanted to piss up his lampost, tensioned his lead: Ali Bomb-aagh tripped over it and smashed his indoctrinated, brainless head against the lampost!
It saved the day and the dog became a hero and Ali was rushed off to a very caring British hospital.
This all happened in 2008 and the British courts have just come around to sentencing the daft bastard to 8 years in a luxury British prison, maybe they should have shipped him off to a Siberian one and let him freeze his butt off!
