WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama invited a lot of Hispanic dignitaries, politicians, singers, actors, and professional baseball players to a White House Backyard Cinco de Mayo Picnic. Some of the featured guests included George Lopez, Salma Haye...
VENICE BEACH - Jackie Chan, who is considered one of the greatest martial arts stuntmen of all time, has announced that he has gotten into the restaurant business. Chan said that after talking to his dear friend the recently-divorced Eva Longoria,...
HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nicey-nicey relationship between Latina beauties Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria has exploded and the two "Muchachas" have taken off the gloves. And what has caused the two actresses to start their badmouthing f...
SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...
LAS VEGAS - One of the stars of the TV prime time soap opera Desperate Housewives was in town visiting one of her four Beso Restaurants. Beso which is Spanish for 'Kiss' has reportedly received the kiss of 'eatery death' as Longoria has filed for...
CHICAGO - Wikileaks has just made it known that it has over three dozen never before seen nude photos of Angelina Jolie that it will be releasing shortly. The photos were reportedly taken by Brad Pitt when he and Jolie were vacationing in Cabo San...
SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria, who has already dropped using the name Parker after her maiden name, sat visiting in the home of fellow San Antonians Mr. and Mrs. George Strait. Eva had been invited to the luxurious Strait mansion by the country music...
SAN ANTONIO - Tony Parker is by no means the first athlete to cheat on his wife. NBA players like English football (soccer) players are sad to say notorious for their marital transgressions. But in the case of the one who calls himself "Frenchy" h...
SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife. The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than...
What kind of guy would think about cheating on one of the most articulate and beautiful women in the world, with the wife of one of his professional basketball teammates (allegedly), and then expect there to be no risk of any ramifications. My momma...
MADRID - Eva Longoria-Parker, one of the stars of Desperate Housewives, was the host of The MTV Europe Music Awards Show which was held at La Caja Magica (The Magic Box). Eva, who made a record breaking 13 costume changes during the show, stated t...
Posh Spice enjoyed a boozy night out on Saturday with celebrity pals Eva Longoria (who plays Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives) and chef Gordon Ramsay. However, after coming out of London restaurant Maze, she got into a fight with Eva and bitch...
ST. JEAN-CAP FERRAT, France - Queen Latifah, the hip hop rapper with the deep voice, manly figure, and crotch bulge that would make Lady Gaga cry is vacationing off the French coast with her fitness trainer Jeanette "Li'l One" Jenkins. The happy b...
EVA LONGORIA PARKER is urging her fans to participate in the U.S. 2010 sex census in a bid to improve America's worldwide porn services. The Desperate Housewives star has filmed a public service announcement (PSA), calling for U.S.citizens to give...
SAN ANTONIO - Speaking from her mansion nestled high in The Mucho Gusto Hills of San Antonio, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria-Parker has stated that a highly reliable source has informed her that the entire Hispanic population of Arizona is pl...
SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker was watching her husband San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker playing their elimination game against the Phoenix Suns when she was asked about her next movie project. The petite star of Desperate Housewives, was dr...
OXNARD, California - Carrie Prejean's brother, Bobby "Loose Lips" Arkanada has said that he wants to buy all of his sister's sex tapes and destroy them by tossing them in the Pacific Ocean. L.L. as his ex-girlfriend D.D. calls him, said that he do...
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