Eva Longoria-Parker Files For Divorce From San Antonio Spurs Point Guard Tony "WienieBoy" Parker

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Tony Parker will get to keep his basketball collection which numbers around 90 balls. (Photo courtesy of Tim Duncan).

SAN ANTONIO - Eva Longoria-Parker, who portrays Gabrielle Solis on the ABC hit show Desperate Housewives, has just become a desperate housewife.

The 35-year-old Longoria-Parker, who will probably be dropping the Parker part of her name faster than one can say 'French cheater,' filed for divorce in Los Angeles on grounds of Irreconcilable infidelity and alienation of the groin region.

Her soon-to-be ex-husband Tony, who is 28, and plays for the San Antonio Spurs, reportedly had been receiving and sending intimate text messages from and to Erin Barry, wife of his ex-teammate and very close friend Brent Barry, no relation to Dave Barry or Barry Manilow.

An inside source reveals that Tony and Erin had been playing 'Hide The Salami' for over a year.

Eva reportedly found Tony's cell phone in the dirty clothes hamper and she began going through it and ended up finding a total of 719 test messages which included such sexual words as groin gadget, maracas, furburger, taco tickler, and downtown donut.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of Tony's, not Brent Barry, has stated that Eva will keep all of her cosmetics, shoes, and clothes and Tony will keep his basketball collection which numbers close to 90 balls.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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