Written by Noshing Mink

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Posh and Eva's next fight will be a mud wrestling contest

Posh Spice enjoyed a boozy night out on Saturday with celebrity pals Eva Longoria (who plays Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives) and chef Gordon Ramsay. However, after coming out of London restaurant Maze, she got into a fight with Eva and bitch-slapped her.

Bystanders said that, from what she said, Posh evidently mistakenly thought that she was in an episode of Desperate Housewives, that Gordon was her husband and that Eva (who plays Gabby) was making a move on him. The result was pandemonium as Eva responded to the bitch slap by biting Posh in the arm. Very soon both women were on the ground scratching each other. Gordon Ramsay had to pull them off each other.

Ramsay later said, "Victoria had had a lot to drink and believed that she was fictitious character Susan Mayer from the Housewives show. She started calling me Mike, who is Susan's husband in the show and began talking dirty. Eva, who was also drunk, fell into her character Gabby, started chatting me up and you know the rest."

Posh later apologised to Eva who invited her and Mike to Carlos' 50th birthday party on Wisteria Lane next week.

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