Eva Longoria Parker backs sex census appeal

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Monday, 14 June 2010


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EVA LONGORIA PARKER is urging her fans to participate in the U.S. 2010 sex census in a bid to improve America's worldwide porn services.

The Desperate Housewives star has filmed a public service announcement (PSA), calling for U.S.citizens to give up their details for the upcoming survey.

She says, "Our participation in the 2010 sex census will determine how funds will be used to support our determination to open and sustain US brothels in line with Thai, Chinese and Australian legalised porn services.

"It will also support mental and demonic healthcare as well as improve our drug trade, voodoo and pagan beliefs, we are a nation on the verge of all that is anti Christ and there is no going back!"

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