A top cop has predicted "utter carnage" in Scotland ahead of Easter Sunday's Old Firm clash at Ibrox Park between Rangers and Celtic. Inspector Wullie McPherson predicted an upturn of up to 80% on domestic violence figures, principally visited upo...
Celtic manager, Neil Lennon, the man who received an unwanted bomb in his mail last week, is himself in hot water with Strathclyde Police this evening after putting the parcel back in the post in order to take the advice given out in the Elvis Presle...
Police in Scotland are investigating an incident in which a letter was sent to the Celtic manager Neil Lennon. The letter, which was intercepted in west Scotland, was full of the kinds of things that you wouldn't want to read about yourself, and...
Today's Scottish Premier League fixture between Inverness Caley Thistle and Celtic has been postponed after an incident in a local hotel involving the Parkhead club. Highland and Islands Police officers were called to the luxury Rocpool Reserve Ho...
Rangers and Celtic fans will take the Scottish Football Association to the European Court of Human Rights if they either arrange Old Firm games for Monday nights or force them to be played behind closed doors. Old Firm supporters groups have appoi...
Rangers players El Hadji Diouf and Madjij Bougherra are to face a probe following their sendings off at the Old Firm cup replay last week. George Hughes, SFA Discplinary Czar, made the announcement this morning at a packed press office in Park Gar...
Celtic manager Neil Lennon has made a formal apology to the Celtic board after his touchline antics at the Old Firm game last Wednesday. The Irishman not only exchanged words with Rangers assistant manager Ally McCoist when the final whistle went,...
Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA. The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed earlier on this season,...
The truth about the debacle at Parkhead between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic can be revealed. Glasgow Celtic (not THE Celtics of Boston) players have taken to reading the Susan Boyle autobiography, "Who I was born to be", before each match.
Celtic coach Alan Thompson has been fined £600 and banned from driving for 16 months after being caught one and a half times over the limit last October. While the coach pleaded guilty, his lawyer Gerard Branqueville is appealing against the convi...
Despite the threat of being expelled from the Scottish Premier League, Celtic and Rangers are pushing ahead with plans to set up their own TV channel. SPL chief Neil Doncaster has previously cast doubts on the Big Two's continued participation in...
Furious Celtic and Rangers fans have combined to criticise today's Old Firm game at Parkhead. The leaders of the Light Blues' "Aye Ready And Loyal To The Point Of Extremism" Supporters Group and the Hoops' "Brothers Across The River" Fans Associat...
The Scottish Premier League faces fixture chaos at the start of 2011 to 2012 with the news that Celtic have arranged to play in a tournament a week after the start of the season. The Dublin Super Cup, featuring Man City, Inter Milan, an Irish Sele...
The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...
A sensational story is breaking involving the once mighty Celtic FC. Sources close to Parkhead have revealed that the biscuit tinted club directors - concerned about the humiliating early exit from European competition - have been leaving no stone...
You are never too old to learn something new. Having heard and read the news of male sports announcers ridiculing a female referee's assistant - hinting at the fact that she should learn 'the offside rule', Susan Boyle was extremely upset and decided to do something about it. "Och! A was reet mad when A heard about those chappies meckking fun o' the wee lassie. She go' the 'call' right! Who...
Theatre audiences in Glasgow are infamous for giving performers a hard time. Glaswegians are hard to please and when not pleased, they will let you know all about it. Glaswegians, then, are stunned that even their extremely high standards have fal...
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