Written by grimbo

Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Furious Celtic and Rangers fans have combined to criticise today's Old Firm game at Parkhead.

The leaders of the Light Blues' "Aye Ready And Loyal To The Point Of Extremism" Supporters Group and the Hoops' "Brothers Across The River" Fans Association have roundly condemned the match which Celtic won 3-0.

B.A.T.R. chairman Danny Boyes fumed "Although we're obviously delighted with the result, all our members are disgusted that the Bhoys ended with 11 players on the park. The very least we expect from the Hoops is that they do at least one of the Huns and get an early bath for the cause".

"A.R.A.L.T.P.O.E" chief Billy King was equally scathing in his assessment...."The result apart, this was a sad day for our club. No 15 man rucks after a bad tackle, no sectarian singing to be heard, what's going on at Ibrox ?"

Both men also agreed on the causes of this perceived change of direction - "too many signings from outwith the West Coast has killed the passion. These guys just don't know what Old Firm games are all about. Its just not the same anymore".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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