MIAMI - Multi-billionaire Bill Gates visited the headquarters of Burger King and talked to the company's CEO about the possibility of him purchasing the global hamburger franchise chain. Gates mentioned that ever since he was 16½ he has dreamed ab...
Disappointments such as the Higgs Boson particle which doesn't do anything at all and dark matter which you can't see, are causing dwindling numbers of young people to choose Physics at school and major in it at college. "The days when lasers were...
HOUSTON - Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world with a net worth estimated to be around $67 billion. He recently talked to a NASA official and said that he has always dreamed of being the first person to set foot on the planet Mars.
Bill Gates is funding a new condom design to be better and more comfortable than the old design. While enormously successful with previous ventures: computers and philanthropy, condom design may prove to be a greater challenge, sort of like: Can anyo...
TARZANA, California - Someone once said that Gary Busey's rowboat is missing both oars. It's also been said about the man with the bird's nest hairdo that he has all the charm of a speed bump. But Gary has a tremendous sense of humor. He knows...
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - A few weeks ago Bill Gates, 57, visited the town of Sheboygan which is situated on Lake Michigan. Gates traveled to the Wisconsin city to see about purchasing the famous lake which is one of the five famous Great Lakes. T...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Augusta National Golf Club, home of the Masters Tournament, announced today that they would admit President Barack Hussein Obama into their hallowed club, making him the first black Muslim allowed to travel down Magnolia Lane and...
I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it. At least that's the way it seems. I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with except for its unfortunate affiliation with the a fore mentioned gentleman) after a bad run of karma with my prior two computers. Both were Toshibas (again, both fine computers.). The first was 'permanently borrowed' by an thieving drug addict who, when I g...
Microsoft co-founder and one of the richest men on the planet, Bill Gates, has been arrested for a curious felony, he demands to pay more tax and the US government see this as being a major crime! In a TV interview, Bill insisted that he will pay...
The current recession is a big success state stated the heads of all the multi national corporations unanimously in their secret publication The Upper Crust Of The Upper Crust. This publication is known and distributed only to those possessing more t...
The man who claims to have reinvented computers, invented disco, taught Michael Jackson the Moonwalk and made TP a household item in most wealthy nations, Microsoft tycoon/tyrant/liar turned quasi-philanthropist, Bill Gates, is now focusing his atten...
Apple CEO Steve Jobs is hastening his arrival at the Pearly Gates, so he can personally negotiate with St. Peter for the rights to the name "iCloud." Apple had planned to launch its new iCloud product this week. But then its lawyers discovered tha...
In the biggest Holy sh-t tech deal since Time Warner merged with some old internet service provider --Prodigy, I think--, Microsoft is generously overpaying to buy online phone service Skype, for $8.5 billion. And they've already f--ked it up.
LOS ANGELES - Charlie "Space Traveler" Sheen and Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have met with famed producer Bandini Borrapelli and have agreed to star in the science fiction - spy thriller Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of T...
When Bill Gates handed over software development control to Ray Ozzie a number of years ago, he probably never imagined that a loyal senior management compatriot would drop a stinky memo in the press box before walking out the door. The floating a...
So far, in the little over a year that I've been writing satire, I've only pulled one story, a tasteless piece about Burt Reynolds. I just didn't have the heart. Now I'm making a conscious effort not to spoof two more people no matter what news stories break around them. Why? Because these two billionaires have done what I never thought I'd see in my lifetime. Besides making it their priority t...
The CEO's of the two business giants, News Corp and Microsoft are to biologically merge, it was announced today. The operation which is expected to take 12 hours (US Time) will take place at the prestigious UCLA Medical Centre in LA. It is expe...
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