Republican House Speaker hopeful, John Boehner, recently commenting on the vote to extend unemployment benefits for the nation's millions of unemployed workers, claimed that no one in this country should be getting a free ride. "If the unemployed wan...
Rich families, in the South East of England and Cheshire, ditch their Eastern European au pairs and sign up for £1 an hour, welfare benefit, benefits it is reported. Realising that there was money to be made from poor people on benefits, Aranxta C...
Today, Ian 'Clunckhead' Smiff, the man who makes even a retarded Orangutan look three quarters intelligent, announced a whole slew of upcoming Draconian benefit cuts. Having rushed off to the toilet to change his incontinent pad due to the overal...
The coalition government "has conclusive proof" that yesterday's violence at the student protests was caused by benefit cheats with nothing better to do, according to the deputy prime minister, Nick Smegma. It is thought that several dodgy looking...
Wayne Rooney was crestfallen when informed that he would be losing all of the housing benefit payable on his 4.5 million house. The poor man flew into an uncontrollable rage, booting the dog up the arse and throwing the cat out of the window without...
A mother of 13 wee darlings who spent £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to benefit claimants would leave her family "on the breadline". Whinging old bag, as some have unkindly called Tootsy Mc...
Following the announcement by British Prime Minister that child benefit payments will be cut researchers have unearthed some of the otherwise unseen benefits that are to come. Whilst some of the public are left seething by the PM's news others are mo...
Young single mum, Kelly Marshall from Cornwall, who has five kids by four different fathers and has never worked a day in her life was today named 'Entrepreneur Of The Year' by Sir Alan Saccharine. Kelly, who funded breast augmentation surgery out...
Crackheads all over the country were last night putting their heads together with a view to starting a protest movement over the proposed axing of Child Benefit by the Con-Dem government. Child Benefit payments are a vital constituent of 97% of Cr...
As many families face losing benefits, or at the very least seeing them reduced, one unemployed single mother has decided to treat herself. Schappelle Rooty-Fucknuckle, 34, has never worked, has five children by four different fathers and claims b...
The government's latest attempt to improve services to the increasing numbers of unemployed by introducing queuebusters tickets has met with limited success. The tickets, which costs just £20, allow jobseekers to skip to the front of the line, ens...
People claiming benefits have had enough of politicians lazing around the House of Commons and talking utter crap. Moreover, they are furious that they are now turning on the poor and accusing the needy of being scroungers while they claim expenses u...
In yet another stunning Dickensian shake up from the rip-snorting, myopic sighted and thoroughly brain dead Coalition Government, Ian Clunkhead Smith has announced more welfare cuts!This time the boyo is getting stuck into Tax Credits and intends to...
The Government has announced a revision of the Bus Pass allowances for people under 90 years of age. Protests from elderly citizens have been met vigoursly by Ministers. Suggestions that the Conservatives are going back on election promises are be...
Requirements for qualification for benefits for the unemployed have been reviewed by Iain Bunkum Smith MP, Minster of Works & Pensions. In a speech in London today Iain Duncan Smith said: "A system that was originally designed to help support the poorest in society is now trapping them in the very condition it was supposed to alleviate. Instead of helping, a deeply unfair benefits system to...
Keyleigh Anne Pickstock-Coombs and her four children arrived back at Portsmouth today after an unexpected ferry journey from Bilbao to Portsmouth. Abandoned by their airline, in the "Ashdown crisis", they had taxied across Spain to the port of Bilbao...
A new study released to the press yesterday, claims that a number of financial and lifestyle benefits can be attained through the regular daily use of tobacco products. Unveiled by the Southern Heuristic Institute of Tobacco, in conjunction with...
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