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Funny story: Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

Christina Aguilera and Charlie Sheen Spotted Down In Ensenada, Mexico Playing 'Tonsil Hockey'

ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses." Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' t...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Zac Efron Spotted Moonbathing Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Heidi Montag and Zac Efron Spotted Moonbathing Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron who starred in The High School Musical movies and Heidi Montag who gained fame on MTVs The Hills have recently become quite the item. Both were recently seen underneath the Santa Monica Pier where several unnamed...

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Funny story: A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

A Pregnant Tori Spelling Is Extremely Upset At Being Banned From Walking On Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - The woman who became famous for appearing on her father Aaron Spelling's hit television show 90210 is not a happy beach goer at the moment. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tori Spelling, who is pregnant with her third child, has b...

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Funny story: Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

Glee Scandal: Gwyneth Paltrow Denies The Romantic Risqué Rumors About Her And Co-Star Matthew Morrison

LOS ANGELES - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have been working overtime. Gwyneth Paltrow was to have gone on tour with Glee's Matthew Morrison as his opening act, but reports coming out of Hollywood are that those plans have now changed. Taffeta...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Vacationing In Hawaii And Necking On The Beach Like There's No Tomorrow

HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky. And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...

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Funny story: Former Beach Boys Brian Wilson, Mike Love, and Al Jardine To Tour Again - But As The Beach Grandpa's

Former Beach Boys Brian Wilson, Mike Love, and Al Jardine To Tour Again - But As The Beach Grandpa's

SANTA MONICA BEACH - The Beach Boys band was formed in 1961, by the Wilson brothers, Brian, Dennis, and Carl 50 years ago. The band also included Wilson cousin Mike Love, whose real name was Mike Hunt but he changed it for the obvious reason, and...

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Funny story: CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...

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Funny story: An "Erotically Bare Skinned" Lady Gaga Caught Soaking Up Some Sun Rays In Honolulu, Hawaii

An "Erotically Bare Skinned" Lady Gaga Caught Soaking Up Some Sun Rays In Honolulu, Hawaii

HONOLULU, Hawaii - The infamous singer known as Lady Gaga was photographed on the beautiful Honolulu beach while sunbathing totally naked. It has not really been a very good year for Lady Gaga. She recently took quite a fall as she fell off her pi...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

Lady Gaga Caught Surfing "In The Buff" Down At Cabo San Lucas

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Lady Gaga flew down to Mexico to get away from the maddening crowd of El Lay as well as to ease her mind regarding her recent highly publicized feud with Beyonce and the lawsuit filed against her by The Lady Gaga Day Care Cen...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

VENICE BEACH - Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, who had been a couple since June of last year have reportedly called it quits. The couple was recently seen relaxing down at Venice Beach and an unnamed beach goer stated to a reporter for Bedroom Pillow...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

Charlie Sheen Says That If The Tsunami Hits Malibu Beach He Will File A Lawsuit Against CBS and Chuck Lorre

MALIBU BEACH - Charlie Sheen speaking from his house on Malibu Beach has instructed his attorney to start working up the paperwork just in case the Japanese Tsunami hits Malibu Beach. Sheen is contending that nature has unleashed this horrendously...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Caught Playing 'Tonsil Hockey' With Lady Gaga Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Taylor Lautner Caught Playing 'Tonsil Hockey' With Lady Gaga Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - According to reports published in The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News Taylor Lautner and Lady Gaga spent a sunny afternoon on the sandy beach engaging in a friendly, erotic game of 'Tonsil Hockey.' Lautner was dressed in a...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Teaches Beach Bullies A Lesson

Justin Bieber Teaches Beach Bullies A Lesson

It was just released this morning by some bad photography that it was Justin Bieber on a beach recently that was the target of a couple of bullies who grabbed his swimming trunks and pulled them down just as he was getting ready to go into the water.

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Funny story: Beach Videos Threaten Clothing Industry, Group Says

Beach Videos Threaten Clothing Industry, Group Says

RINGSIDE, Ky.-The rise of videos on YouTube in which people parade around with nothing on "except a smirk on their face and a beer in their hand" is threatening the growth of one of America's great industries, says a trade association. "Sure, it's...

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Funny story: Muck Swamps United Kingdom Beaches

Muck Swamps United Kingdom Beaches

London UK: The Sun is reporting that a special session of Parliament has been called with the Queen to be in attendance. Prime Minister Cameron and Parliament need to consider the current "muck spill" cleanup on UK western beaches. The UK accident ha...

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Funny story: LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

LeBron James Makes "The Decision" To Play With Miami Heat

In a press conference on ESPN that was title "The Decision," Cleveland Cavelier star LeBron James announced that he would sign next season with the Miami Heat of the NBA. James, who came out of high school directly to the NBA, has spent his entire c...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

Heidi Montag, Vanessa Hudgens, and Holly Sampson To Star With Frankie Avalon In His 73rd Beach Movie - "Beach Blanket Viagra"

HOLLYWOOD - Frankie Avalon, a 50s and 60s movie icon, who appeared in almost every single beach movie ever made has just been signed to appear in Beach Blanket Viagra, which will be his 73rd beach movie. Appearing with Avalon will be Heidi Montag,...

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