Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made. Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review yo...
In a move that will surely mark the beginning of the New World Order, Amazon has purchased the entire state of Rhode Island to be its East side, western hemisphere distribution center. Before the move the state used its power of Eminent domain t...
After months of speculation, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have bitten the bullet and agreed to front a show for Amazon on a three year deal. The new show has the working title, 'Three Middle Aged Boy Racers In Ill Fitting Denim B...
Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...
The rivalry between established mail delivery departments such as the U.K. Post Office and Amazon etc. has been further complicated by the growing number of items being dropped at home adresses by drones and automated model delivery robots, but now...
Heisenberg's quantum principles have been used to make the "Decahedral" processor chips in the new "faster than light" computers which will be available for Christmas. Predictably Britain's James Bond and the C.I.A. have ordered one each from Amazio...
Ever since Apple announced plans to store employee eggs in hopes that women would remain at their desks and continue with business as usual (as opposed to quitting to have a kid) the march has begun for other institutions to open Egg Banks. Sperm Ban...
Every school library in the country is currently being torn to shreds and replaced with thousands of Amazon Kindles that can only access books written by British authors. The wet dream of both Amazon and Michael Gove has become a reality as workme...
Warnings to set preferences correctly in Facebook after the Amazon - Facebook merger were issued by Mark Zuckerburger yesterday. The warnings came after reports of incidents attributed to "teething troubles". In one high profile error George Cloo...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...
Jeffrey Bezos is giggling his head off, laughing all the way to the headlines. First the Amazon CO got sensational global coverage of his absurd yet adorable (yet rather creepy) plan to have millions of packages delivered "right to your porch" by dro...
Amason.org, the world's largest internet goods purveyor, has announced plans to deliver novels and other books directly to the reader in the quickest manner possible-via intravenous Infusion. Fancy some Proust? Interested in Ivanhoe? "The Dickens", y...
Insider to Amazon's recent purchase of The Washington Post, Roger E. Quietus indicates a major task for the newspaper upcoming will be brokering and promoting political agreements favoring Amazon business. Mr. Quietus (who prefers to remain quie...
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...
But the electronic readers are not at all happy about it, according to Head Kindle Hedda. "Amazon officials never discussed this whole thing with us," complained Hedda, continuing, "apparently they just annoyed Target so much that the business ass...
If the rumor mill is correct, Apple will be launching its iPad 3 on Wednesday, March 7, at a major press event. Customers are thrilled, but the older iPads aren't! Apparently it's a severe case of sibling rivalry. As one of the older iPads state...
Amazon, the online all-in-one, uber efficient retailer has long been a pioneer in online retailing. Now they have gone one step further by allowing people to search their product base ordered not just by price or popularity, but also by colour. "S...
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