EastEnders slappers, Kathy Beale/Mitchell, and the ex-Queen Vic barmaid, Kath Slater/Moon, are to 'trip the light fantastic' in the new BBC1 series of Strictly Come Dancing, and the bitter rivals have vowed to engage in a 'dance to the death'. The...
Collins, the makers of the famous Oxford English Dictionary, have announced that the word 'hero' is set to be given a wider definition in the next edition. The change has been in response to BBC Coverage of the Olympic Games. 'Yeah sure there are...
Both Charley Boorman and Ewan MacGregor have been blamed for the shortage and high price of fuel in the world, according to a new report out today. Not to mention the practice and testing, 3 guzzling motorbikes; 3 Jeeps; numerous trucks; plane ri...
One of the new government-planned Eco-Towns is to be built near to the site of the kids BBC settlement, LazyTown, and will be twinned with it, says a report.
The BBC is trying to present sscientific debate in a new and more balanced way said a spokesperson earleir today.
London - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): A historic pile that once hosted the BBC's notorious Frame Academy has been flipped for £50 million on the perilous North London property market to Elena Baturina, daftass wife of Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov...
The BEC, the British Eastenders Corporation, has rejected calls for cuts in its multi-billion pound budget. BEC director Mark Nobody said: 'Look, if you're complaining about it costing Britain billions of pounds, just to make one cliched soap oper...
The BBC has released hundreds of old, previously unseen documents and records into the public domain.
Dalek creator Raymond Cusick has been injured in an incident with a dustbin at his home in London. Mr Cusick was 'bundled over' by his bin when he tried to put some trash in it yesterday morning.
After the first airing of BBC sitcom 'My Family' in Australia controversial newspaper 'The Australian Prendergast' caused minor upset by printing a racist review comparing the show to the Second World War and making comments about the...
Studies are showing that Wales are veritably invisible on the Broadcasting British Commission. Reporters from the Media and Fairness Football and Cricket Club have found that there is no music or romance from Wales on the BBC.
911 debunking group Assholes For Lies were shocked by the BBC's latest hit peace of a documentary 'The Conspiracy Files - 911 The Third Tower', which aired on BBC2 on Sunday night.
Police call boxes like the one used in the BBC1 children's drama series Doctor Who, could be back in use again as soon as next year, says a top policeman.
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
Wimbledon - (Balls Up Mess): "Strewth, everybody knows that weedy, gormless, desperate, red-haired little git is Gorgon Brown's bastard, that's why!"...
London - (Ass Mess): Frantic Hellfire Club attempts to 'list' the BBC Television Centre in West London as a Grade 1 erection are shielding the notorious IRA Provos' burial ground known as the Blue Peter Garden from being bulldozed.
In a move that will disappoint millions of Radio 2 listeners in the UK and beyond, extremely popular broadcaster and DJ Steve Wright has announced he is leaving the station and hanging up his microphone for good, choosing instead to...
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