Folks facing financial ruin in Michigan have finally come up with a solution to losing their homes to banks through the foreclosure process. They are taking their unemployment checks and purchasing rifles to fend off anyone looking to evict them from...
New Brighton, PA (BNSE): State and local law enforcement agencies were placed on high alert today as thousands of idiot nephews began massing around the state in the wake of massive layoffs from state agencies and local businesses due to severe bud...
Amid cheers from the government benches, the Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne announced in the commons yesterday that he has put down a deposit on a new Transit van. The move is hoped to be a kick-start to the economy and is seen as a fi...
(WSU) Facing crippling financial demands and declining revenues from the ongoing global economic malaise, three states have employed s novel cost cutting measure. Texas, Oklahoma and Florida officially announced today that starting October 1st, they...
Designed to speed up waiting systems, make the whole "4 hour rule" look like the piece of shit that it is as well as make it cheaper for the NHS in terms of wages: hospitals in Wales are the first to try out "DIY Operation Station". The area allow...
President Barry Obama, seemingly unaware of a ground swell of discontent toward his failed social and economic policies, is pulling out all the stops as he plans to lecture the nation non stop until the mid term elections 5 weeks away. Kicking of...
Government and Business leaders have been left with a major headache, after it was reveled that the recession was caused by a 2007 Microsoft Patch. Microsoft have apologised after a spreadsheet software patch caused negative numbers to be doubled...
In a measure to further reduce the unemployment rate, George Osbourne has announced that the UK will be opening brand new call centres for all small businesses. The Shadow Chancellor was quoted as saying "We're going to be opening brand new, state...
After days of extremely tense negotiations, the Vatican City bank has finally been taken over... by Northern Rock. The British based bank, notorious for going bankrupt in 2008, is back on the market having completed a new deal to take ownership of...
WASHINGTON, DC - Press Secretary Robert Gibbs reminded Americans of the economic paradise that this administration has brought to 99% of families living in the United States (legally or otherwise). "You should be grateful you're not forced to speak G...
Billions of pounds of supposedly lost taxpayers' money has been found under the bed of a child in Stoke-on-Trent. The money, almost £158billion, was discovered by a woman hoovering her son's bedroom on Sunday morning. Britain, like most of the...
"The Big Issue", a taxation on MacDonalds and a heavy import tax on Burberry clothes looks set to hit many cities in the UK, as leading economist and Lib. Dem. MP Vince Cable looks set to announce some serious tax cuts. With public borrowing hitti...
NEW YORK, NY - Before ABC News President David Westin officially stepped down, he announced sweeping cuts to the legacy news organization. Westin announced that they are laying off the entire staff and will replace human reporters, editors and on-...
In a display of workers solidarity the Governor of the Bank of England told the TUC Conference that they were right to be angry with the Banks over the Financial crisis. However he also said that the working people of the country would still have...
Auditors representing Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and its Colonies (PLC) have released a statement overnight saying that they believe that they have found a substantial part of the UK economy deficit after forcing a number of...
WASHINGTON,DC - Ex-Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) raised eyebrows again today in comments he made at an event to publicize "World Suicide Prevention Day." On September 10th, events are put on to explain that suicide is a preventable tragedy and to put...
The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research. He urged univers...
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