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Funny story: John Terry In Hospital - Dreams Fantastic Dream

John Terry In Hospital - Dreams Fantastic Dream

John Terry, the Torquay United footballer, woke up in hospital last night and told doctors about a fantastic dream he had, in which in he believed he was a Chelsea and England international defender.

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Funny story: Violence marred by football

Violence marred by football

The violence at the Millennium Stadium this weekend was marred by 22 men bent on causing football.

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Funny story: Alberto Gilardino to retire from football

Alberto Gilardino to retire from football

AC Milan's young striker Alberto Gilardino has finally decided to quit football and take the pressure of him from having to dive every game and miss easy chances.

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Funny story: Rotherham United look to former rap star to ease relegation fears

Rotherham United look to former rap star to ease relegation fears

Rotherham United manager Alan Knill was said to be 'extremely pleased' with the loan signing of former rapper Snoop Dogg.

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Funny story: Real Madrid sign new "wonder kid"

Real Madrid sign new "wonder kid"

Madrid- Earlier Today the Chairman of Spanish giants; Futbol clube de Real Madrid announced to members of the world's waiting media ,that after intense negotiations with the player's Brazilian club, they had finally captured the signature of...

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Funny story: Wembley To Be Abandoned

Wembley To Be Abandoned

Any hope of this year's FA Cup Final, between Chelsea and Plymouth, being held at the new Wembley stadium has been destroyed amidst claims that the entire stadium project has been abandoned by contractors Multiplex Construction.

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Funny story: Wenger tells of his love for young boys

Wenger tells of his love for young boys

In an exclusive interview with The Spoof, this morning at Arsenal's new state of the art Shenley training ground, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger talked passionately about his vision for the the club and of his love of young boys.

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Alex Ferguson, "I've been living a lie."

Manchester United's ruddy faced supremo, Sir Alex Ferguson today stunned journalists at United's famous Carrington training ground, by declaring to waiting reporters that he had a major announcement to make regarding his well documented Scott...

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Funny story: FIFA Intoduces New Red Card

FIFA Intoduces New Red Card

Barcelona- A new red card is to be introduced with immediate effect into European and International football. Diving, or pretending to be knocked over by a member of the opposite illegally in hopes of drawing a penalty, will now be punishable with a...

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Funny story: More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

More West Ham Woe as Top Player Eaten by Puma

West Ham's fortunes hit rock bottom earlier today as news emerged that Lucas Neill had been swallowed whole by a huge black cat, thought to be a puma. The incident happened at the Chadwell Heath training ground, where the Australian centre back...

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Funny story: Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

Mascherano Slams Gay West Ham

London. In a move surely intended to add insult to injury Liverpool's new Argentinian substitute, Javier Mascherano has lifted the lid off the controversial five minutes he spent at west ham football club.

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Funny story: Jewell Accuses 'Bent Ref' Of Being Boy George's Brother

Jewell Accuses 'Bent Ref' Of Being Boy George's Brother

Paul Jewell, the cheeky-faced Scouser in charge of Wigan Athletic, was last night at the centre of a refereeing storm that could peter out into nothing.

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Funny story: Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

Italian hooligans forced to fight behind closed doors

The Italian Football Association have decreed that following the appalling scenes in Catania last week, where a football match erupted inside the stadium mid-way through the Catania vs The Police fixture, all major league and amateur hooliganism will...

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Funny story: Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Man Who Sang There's Only One David Beckham Lynched

Disappointment at last night's tragic defeat for understrength England at the hands of Spain, when a man who must have been off his rocker jumped up and sang, There's only one David Beckham. England had cont...

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Funny story: Americans Invade Liverpool!

Americans Invade Liverpool!

In an eerie reversal of history, UK sports writer and former Chelsea footballer, Toomany Itsin-Dahead has dubbed the purchase of Liverpool by US billionaires George, Paul, John and Ringo: "The American Invasion"!...

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Funny story: FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

FIFA Ban Could Cost Italy World Cup

Zurich: Football fans in Italy are reeling today after FIFA, the international game's governing body, handed out a stern punishment to the Italian game in the wake of last weekend's tragic events at the Catania-Parma game.

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Funny story: International Footballer's Conference at Dubliner's Brennan's Pub

International Footballer's Conference at Dubliner's Brennan's Pub

In pubs across the Isles and the Continent footballers and their fans were stunned by Sicily's cancellation of the sport after riots took the life of a policeman in Catania. This reporter went to Trevor Brennan's pub where an international me...

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