Americans Invade Liverpool!

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 7 February 2007

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British football fans will soon be doing the American wave!

In an eerie reversal of history, UK sports writer and former Chelsea footballer, Toomany Itsin-Dahead has dubbed the purchase of Liverpool by US billionaires George, Paul, John and Ringo: "The American Invasion"!

Parents across the UK have reacted with alarm.

Mrs Waresup Perior seemed to sum it up for many frightened British mams and da's: "Those four Yanks wear their hair funny and are goin' bring strange ideas into our British way of football!"

Youth football coaches across the UK seem to hold the same opinion.I.Will Getin-Yapants, leading youth football league director decried the US invasion thusly: "Before you know it these yanks will be influencing the whole game. Can't you see the day when they'll want those helmetty things and the shoulder pads? Bad enough our girls want to pad their bras like the Yanks, we don't need our boys into that too! They'll want to stop our riots and soon they'll have our fans doing the wave! I say if you want to preserve British sport, you put those four mopheads back on the first plane to their God-forsaken colonies!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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