Violence marred by football

Funny story written by Ed Parnell

Sunday, 25 February 2007

The violence at the Millennium Stadium this weekend was marred by 22 men bent on causing football.

The men invaded the field area of the stadium, and proceeded to kick a ball around for around 90 minutes, interrupting the fighting, glassing and bottling which many fans had come to the stadium to indulge in.

"I've never seen anything like it" said one street fighting ne'er do well "There I was, ramming my fist down this old man's throat, I look up, there's football going on. This is supposed to be a family event, where I can bring my kids to beat up other kids. To have this sort of thing happen around here is...unthinkable"

Many fans left the stadium in disgust, some so disgusted they were on stretchers. An investigation is now under way into how the men managed to get into the stadium in such obvious trouble causing costumes.

"We have to ensure this sort of thing never happens again" said Chief Constable Kevin Nugent "and my men will not rest until we apprehend these sportsmen. As long as we do it before refreshments"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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