London - (Preposterous Mess): Kate Middleton has given Prince William a St Valentine's Day ultimatum: take the Harley Street gay cure, buy the ring, make the announcement "or the homoerotic video footage gets posted on the Royal AC/DC Chann...
Following his disastrous first solo flight, Prince William has redeemed himself in the eyes of his Royal Air Force instructors and joined the prestigious Mile High...
There was chaos at Heathrow airport today when Prince William, who started his flying lessons today, crashed a full British Airways jumbo as he came into land.
Con-nought Square, London - (Worse Ass Mess): After years of wriggling, denials, hideous obfuscations and downright massive Opus Dei whoppers ex-UK Prime Monster has admitted that the current elder son of the Pretender to the Throne, Prince William,...
The future heir to the throne has announced today; "yes he is definitely going to give up drinking, But…" In keeping with Royal traditions and their penchant for blood sports, he wouldn't like to upset his Granddad and...
Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.
The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.
FA HQ, London - (Disaster Mess): The Football Association has blamed Prince William for hexing the England team in last night's farcical defeat by the Croatians.
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...
London - (Teetotal-itarian Mess): Drunken young British royals and their wannabe hangers-on are a complete disgrace according to a popular Middle Eastern TV current affairs program broadcast.
Clarence House - (Ass Mess): Buckingham Palace is said to be livid at a spate of Daily Mail fantasy-peddling claims that the heir apparent to the Pretender to the Throne secretly wed his former girlfriend Kate Middleton while on Holiday at Butlins in...
I am beside myself.
Clarence House - (Ass Mess): Prince William will have a Civil Partnership similar to Elton John's with David Furnish when he's 35 according to Clarence House sources today.
Buckingham Palace today announced firmly that Prince William will not be marrying Kate Middleton following speculation that the couple are back together.
Sir Elton John is said to be seething about Ricky Gervais "showing him up" at the Take That gig in London's Olympia at the weekend.
London - (Ass Mess): Just three days before his official 25th birthday Prince William is poised to claim a £500,000 annual income from funds left to him by the late Princess Diana.
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