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Funny story: Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

Uma Thurman marries obsessive stalker

In a surprise move, Uma Thurman has married a 37-year-old man recently found guilty of stalking her.

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston to be Angelina's Maid of Honour

Jennifer Aniston to be Angelina's Maid of Honour

The rumours surrounding the pending nuptials of the famous "cheaters" Angelina & Brad, have now become a reality.

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Funny story: Bimbo Gerbil-faced Mariah Carey marries Geek

Bimbo Gerbil-faced Mariah Carey marries Geek

It's reported that gerbil-faced, busty airhead Mariah Carey has wed the nerdy guy from her sexy music video "Touch My Body".

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Funny story: It's official: Mariah Carey is married and no one cares

It's official: Mariah Carey is married and no one cares

For once in show business, rumours were true and Mariah Carey is indeed married to rapper-playboy Nick Cannon.

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Funny story: Mariah Carey marries impulsively, no one cares

Mariah Carey marries impulsively, no one cares

Mariah Carey is reportedly no longer single, young, popular, or even remotely interesting, with no media frenzy generated whatsoever by reports that she may have married her rapper beau Nick Cannon.

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Funny story: Dear Ollie the ole marriage advisor

Dear Ollie the ole marriage advisor

Dear OTOMA, Lately the BBC science news has run a rash of articles about the turn ons and turn offs of all manner of things. As a man of tremendous experience, my chums and I have been wondering where Ollie, the ole marriage adviser stands on these matters. Inquiring Chums want to know...

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Funny story: "MC Jazzy Jeff" - Sky Sports' Stelling Moves into the Weddings Game

"MC Jazzy Jeff" - Sky Sports' Stelling Moves into the Weddings Game

The days of stuffy toastmasters stiltedly clinking champagne glasses and barking dry, emotionless orders to your nearest and dearest may soon be over, with the news that Sky Sports are rolling out their successful football results service format onto...

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Funny story: Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

Virgin Man Marries Virgin Woman

(San Fransisco CA) The world was recently shocked when a young man and woman declared they were both still virgins and wanted to marry each other. Gary Hue and Judy Shinn, both 24, married each other yesterday in an actual Roman Catholic church. Both...

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Funny story: "A Father Should Decide When His Daughter is Old Enough to Marry Her Daddy"

"A Father Should Decide When His Daughter is Old Enough to Marry Her Daddy"

ELDORADO, TX - The Eldorado based polygamist sect mired in the largest child custody hearing in state history defended its members against allegations of child abuse and coerced marriage of minors in a press statement issued Friday.

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Funny story: Couples Warned: Beware the Four-Year Itch

Couples Warned: Beware the Four-Year Itch

Newly-weds used to be able to expect a seven-year honeymoon period before the rot set in. But new research has found that couples now barely make it to four.

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Funny story: Dear Ollie, the Ole Marriage Advisor: Is there such a thing as Fuckin' Somnambulism?

Dear Ollie, the Ole Marriage Advisor: Is there such a thing as Fuckin' Somnambulism?

Dear Ollie, I originally wrote to Dear Abbey about my savage love dilemma but her answer was pretty lame and then Savage Love picked it up...

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Funny story: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move intended to place Barack Obama in the White House, Obama and Hillary Clinton announced on Sunday that they would divorce their respective spouses and marry each other.

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Funny story: Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.

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Funny story: Giant pandas marry outside in zoo ceremony

Giant pandas marry outside in zoo ceremony

CHIANG MAI, Thailand - Two pandas were married by a mammal-loving matrimonial minister that had nearly quit practicing until his phone rang relaying the good news. Thailand on Wednesday marks the 28th birthday of their zoo and what officials hope is...

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Funny story: Part two: Olie, The Ole Married Man - Your Marriage Advice Columnist

Part two: Olie, The Ole Married Man - Your Marriage Advice Columnist

Dear OTOMM, I recently, well, really over the last ten years or so, spent tens of thousands of dollars for high-priced sex with hoes. I...

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Funny story: Goat forced into arranged marriage with Indian man demands divorce

Goat forced into arranged marriage with Indian man demands divorce

A goat, forced into an arranged marriage with a man from Mumbai (Bombay), is demanding a divorce as the man is entirely unable to satisfy the poor goats sexual needs.

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Funny story: Norma Snockers to marry Ivor Biggun Junior

Norma Snockers to marry Ivor Biggun Junior

The up market Magazine The Titler has announced the forthcoming marriage between Norma Snockers and Ivor Biggun Junior.

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