Accrington, Lancashire - As we speak, alien attack ships have opened fire on Accrington ,Lancashire with laser beams, death rays and sonic eardrum blasters. Reports are also coming in of alien starships disgorging hordes of little grey alien foots...
Washington - George W. Bush, seen by many as a lameduck president by many may soon be considered the greatest president of all time. While publicly appearing calm and cheerful the president has been single handedly fending off alien attacks to the U.
Close aides to the President-Elect, Barack Obama, have revealed that he was not born on Earth, but is in fact from a distant star system called Pegasus 31. Obama vigorously denies the claims, and has a birth certificate written in crayon to prove...
Many secret black government underground bases have appeared all of a sudden, all over the world in order to fight superstition and mankind. Fake alien invasion groups have been running around like headless chickens telling us all how the aliens have...
A man in Gloucester had the scariest moment of his life yesterday, when an unidentified flying object - known as a UFO - landed on his head whilst he was taking cuttings from some roses in his garden. Thomas Giro, 58, had been about his business f...
Houston TX-- NASA reported the successful launch of its first probe to the Land of Oz yesterday. The probe is called TOTO (Total Oz Telemetry Orbiter), and it was launched into a tornado from a base in Kansas. TOTO is sending back striking pictures...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The Pentagon has issued a directive to expand the number of aliens it recruits into the military in yet another effort to make up for chronic shortages of warriors, doctors, and linguists available for wartime duty. The...
With all of the attention focused on the next White House boarder, the media almost missed the landing of an alien spaceship on the White House lawn. But not for long! Who could miss the whirring sounds and blinking lights? The slowly descendin...
Bargaydos - Gay divers have found the remains of a space ship wrecked off the felching Islands in 1841, an accident that set free the crew of many current residents of those islands. Some 292 crew members including several gays survived the sinking o...
According to our sources within the CIA, a clandestine meeting was held in the foothills of Nevada between US secret agents and the species of Alien frequently referred to as 'The Greys'. Our sources reveal that the Greys are highly telepathic, an...
New research has come out of NASA confirming a puzzling new phenomenon known as Close Encounters of the 69th Kind. This involves being abducted by creatures from other worlds and having them strap you down to their gloop covered organic like tables b...
A southern US City has accepted to host a 10,000-watt light to be directed to the sky 365 days a year. The city council agreed to this project only after NASA agreed to create artwork around the light so the sculpture will be more acceptable to the c...
Colin Powell the former US General and Secretary of State to George W Bush has astounded political commentators when he publicly accused presidential pretender Barak Obama of being a shape-shifting alien. "I think he [Barack Obama] would be a tran...
At approximately 4:46 PDT this afternoon, a massive craft was seen flying over Michigan just over Flint and Detroit. The video has already been posted all over the internet. Thousands of witnesses said the ship was somewhere from 50 to 100 meters...
In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...
A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...
Several hundred American tourists were freed in Egypt after their recent abduction by alien flying saucers that had stopped at the pyramids for gas. (The price of gas at Egyptian pyramids is cheaper than at Mexican pyramids because Egypt is clos...
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