Written by Judge Retort

Friday, 3 October 2008

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Several hundred American tourists were freed in Egypt after their recent abduction by alien flying saucers that had stopped at the pyramids for gas.

(The price of gas at Egyptian pyramids is cheaper than at Mexican pyramids because Egypt is closer to Saudi Arabia, and Mexico's supply chain is still too politically corrupt for cost effectiveness.)

The American tourists, believed by the aliens to all be American taxpayers, were originally abducted to help bail out the financial black hole at the center of our Galaxy (the result of typically greedy and foolish Galactic financial mismanagement). However, when they were discovered to just be visiting American bankers scouting out some place big enough to store all their upcoming loot, they were immediately returned to the pyramids to continue their evaluation of storage potential.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Aliens, Egypt, Abduction

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