As the BOP trio (Bachmann, O'Donnell, & Palin) greeted the thousands of female backers at their latest stop in Gary, Indiana, no one expected the announcement Sarah Palin made at the start of the festivities. "I am announcing today," shouted...
Ran Paul, Tea Party candidate for the US Senate, broke his silence today on the accusations of his conduct while in college. "Yes, I did some things while in college that were childlike. I admit that. But, when I was a child, I spoke as a child a...
As Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP) took the stage yesterday in the second day of their: BOP Get Out the Vote Tour, thousands of feminists screamed, Go! Nads! Go! Nads! as the three women shadow boxed around the stage.
Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin (BOP) announce national tour to BOP the vote! Just when you thought that the attack on America's manhood couldn't get worse, the three Tea Party spokeswomen joined forces to prove that their Democrat...
Dressed in back spandex, heavy eye make up and black lipstick, Senator John McCain faced the camera in his new commercial. With a blacked out background, he looked straight into the camera. "I am NOT a whore," he said solemnly. "I am a genuine Am...
It was a festive gathering yesterday as the GOP announced their Pledge to America. "This is a four point program," Congressman John Boehner stated proudly. "It is Ishy!" The assembled crowd of legislators roared in approval! "It is Cocky,"...
Norse legend The Valkyrja (chooser of the slain), is one of a host of female figures in Norse legend who decide who will die in battle. They came as death in the night, the new Valkeyrie of the GOP. O'Donnell, Palin, Bachmann, and Angle. Are they...
It was an illustrious crowd today as the management team of BP took the stage to receive the World Cup Punt, Pass, and Kick annual award. David Beckham returned to the UK for the occasion and presented the cup on behalf of the Queen to Tony Hayward.
The press corps was shocked yesterday when the CEO of BP Oil appeared at the lectern. He was dressed in torn and shabby clothes. His wife was with him in a dirty and frayed cotton house dress. His children looked straight out of Charles Dickens.
The messages came yesterday in emails, faxes, letters to the editors, Robo calls, and bulletins to pastors all across the world. It was addressed to Christians with a caveat that other religions would be hearing shortly. The messages came from GOD!...
The press conference announcing the new GOP leadership, "The Young Guns," was barely underway when spectators noticed a ripple of smirks and laughter among the press corps. Within a few minutes, all in attendance realized that the press corps had re-...
In a bulletin from the Anti-Defamation League, which some are calling "tongue-in- cheek," the League is telling their members that Jews no longer have to worry about having their Synagogues burned and desecrated. "The agents of the netherworld, w...
As the blogoshere started humming over the prospects of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin becoming the Republican nominees for President in 2012, reports from the Beck rally on Saturday indicated that not everyone was as enthusiastic as Fox News. Journal...
Michael Steele, Chairman of the RNC stormed into Fox News studios yesterday afternoon and confronted Sean Hannity. Dressed in basic black and pearls, Steele demanded to know why Fox News had not broadcast one single item on Ken Mehlman's, coming out of the closet. Hannity, on the air at the time, tried to calm Steele down. "Michael," he said, "this is a family channel, we do not carry such...
When news of Ken Mehlman's declaration that he was gay was announced yesterday, no one was more shocked than those that had met him at gay bars all across the country. "The dude said he was doing research," said one gentleman that met him at a gay ba...
The Baghdad Bulletin,Iraq's only English language newspaper is running with a banner headline this morning that reads: Porn Shops in Baghdad: "Mission Accomplished" "Finally," the article states, "American-style democracy comes to Iraq as por...
Politico is reporting a new survey that indicates the bed bug epidemic in the US is tied to the sudden surge in Republican Party voter registration. Claims that it is a random statistic and that the two facts have nothing to do with each other, has b...
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