GOP: "The Ride of the Valkyrie"

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Friday, 17 September 2010


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Where have all the flowers gone?

Norse legend The Valkyrja (chooser of the slain), is one of a host of female figures in Norse legend who decide who will die in battle.

They came as death in the night, the new Valkeyrie of the GOP. O'Donnell, Palin, Bachmann, and Angle. Are they the Valkyrie or the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse? "Not a whole lot of difference," says Carl Rove. "Either way, they are the kiss of death."

As moderate Republicans shake their heads and run for cover, many of them in Congress are scrambling to gender identity classes, buying cod pieces,coming out of the closet, or cross dressing. Barry Goldwater, speaking from the grave, is reported to have said of the four women, "Holy shit, what's going on?! Where have all the flowers gone?"

Sarah Palin was unperturbed by the commotion. When asked what she thought of Rove's remarks, she said, "I don't know about all that Apocalypse stuff. We just prefer to call it, "she paused and winked, "a weenie roast."

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