Written by b kenneth mcgee

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Dressed in back spandex, heavy eye make up and black lipstick, Senator John McCain faced the camera in his new commercial. With a blacked out background, he looked straight into the camera.

"I am NOT a whore," he said solemnly. "I am a genuine American hero and an ex prisoner of war. I never told the North Vietnamese interrogators anything of value in spite of torture. Sure, I told them the plans for the Norton Bomb Sight and the location of the Pacific fleet. Other than that, they got NOTHING from me! I am NOT for sale to anyone, any time, or at any place! McCain looked straight into the camera and closed by saying, "Sarah Palin is GOD!"

As McCain left the studio, he was seen carrying a case of pint bottles of Tequila. He stopped at a small group of Latinos standing outside the studio and said to them, "Wanna have some fun, Amigos?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: John McCain




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