The FA today changed its mind and decided that England would have a World Cup song to take people's minds off their inevitable failure at winning that competition. This is it: 'Three Lions' '[spoken] Alan Hansen: I think all these foreign players dominating English clubs is bad for our game Trevor Brooking: We're just not good enough, we only won in sixty-six by a fix It won't come home...
The Disney company, famous for such characters such as Mickey Mouse and Goofy, has declared ownership of the world this morning. "We've bought out Marvel, New Horizon Interactive and DNA testing labs, so why not the world?" said a representative t...
England's footballers are being told that they must not attend this year's World Cup in South Africa, after a deadly attack on their cities for years by Germans left their team bus destroyed in London. Tens of thousands were killed across the coun...
With a torrent of fireworks and spectacular light-show costing millions, the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai was opened today. Surprising the rest of the world and its jealous neighbours Dubai went ahead with the opening although it's a well known fac...
Alan Houston is building a rocket in his backyard because he believes the world will end in December 2012. He has seen documentaries about planet X or the planet Niburi that is apparently heading this way according to many writers who have discovered...
Canberra, Australia - The Australian Government has moved to expel the state of Victoria from its National borders after its attempt to derail the country's bid to host the FIFA World Cup. Deputy Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, stated that "The res...
England football manager Fabio Capello, who has had lessons to learn how to speak English, today decided to invent a new language instead. Speaking from FA headquarters in a chip shop off the Fulham Road, he held a press conference to give the med...
England have protested to the FIFA about everything and every other participating team in the World Cup 2010 and have demanded a free BYE to the Final! This extraordinary request is based upon the following facts: A) The home nation are African and have no right to be there? B) France are a bunch of cheats, lyers and Poofs and have Platini backing them. C) Spain are too good and should...
The Chinese are breaking all global industrial/production records, they spent $17,5 billion just to clean Bejing up for the Olympics! They are also forging ahead on all industrial fronts, air/water pollution, enforced shanty town clearances, flood...
The United States and England are in the same draw in the World Cup. They will play their first game against each other during the summer. Americans, however, seem not to be very excited about the event. "Soccer? Who cares?" These were the sen...
The England football team are all set to resume hostilities with their colonial cousins and War Of Independence rivals in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Also in group C are Algeria, and Slovenia, neither of whom, quite frankly, are up to much...
Group G is officially the World Cup 'Group Of Death' matching up Brazil, North Korea, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) and Portugal. Brazil v Portugal promises to be interesting, because although both countries share a common language, there is little...
Injustice in football is a terrible thing, and it can prove very costly, but the Irish FA have thrown caution to the wind this afternoon in an official statement regarding the injustice served upon them by referee Martin Hansson in last week's World...
The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by...
The German football team is to wear bullet proof vests during next year's world cup. The German Football Association's security advisor Gunter Schnell said "Ya, we are so disliked all over the world that our football team needs to wear bullet proof v...
For hundreds of years prophets have predicted the end of the world sometime after 1994. In recent years this has been expected to occur more accurately around 2150 due to the latest translations of ancient scriptures and that we're still here in 2009...
80s German pop sex kitten, Nena 49, has just announced a massive comeback tour after her classic single '99 Luftballons' has enjoyed unprecedented sales in the Sunderland and Manchester areas recently. The tour starts in March 2010 and will take i...
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