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Funny story: Lab assistant crowned 'Ugliest Bastard on the Planet'

Lab assistant crowned 'Ugliest Bastard on the Planet'

A laboratory assistant has beaten off stiff competition from more than 4000 other women to win the prestigious 'Ugliest Bastard on the Planet' award.

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Funny story: Woman HARASSES Man

Woman HARASSES Man

"Women's Equality" and "United We Stand" are two well-known phrases that are being put to the test in the courts in the land of Texas.

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Funny story: Sunday Times to include new 'Reader's Wives' supplement

Sunday Times to include new 'Reader's Wives' supplement

The Times announced today that it would be including a new 'Reader's Wives' supplement on Sundays.

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Funny story: Women are naked under clothes

Women are naked under clothes

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

Nancy Pelosi Heads up the House of Representatives, American Women Follow Suit

For the first time, the Speaker of the House is a woman; and women all over America are taking note and following her example.

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Funny story: Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Studies Reveal - Women Who Tailgate Fulfilling Need To Cuddle

Washington - Doctors in Seattle have finished a five year study as to why tailgating was more common among women, and the results were announced Tuesday.

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Funny story: Wife's Fat Makes Pants Look Skinny

Wife's Fat Makes Pants Look Skinny

Omaha - One hour before attending a party, Sarah Gibson, 34, asked her husband Mark, 33, a scientist of Astronomy, if he thought the pants she was wearing made her look fat. "Now be honest," she said. "I really need to know if these pants make me loo...

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Funny story: Neil Tennant is straight

Neil Tennant is straight

All through these 20 years of a glamorous career, Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys) has been a gay icon, a pride for the community. But now, this last Christmas night he broke down and had to admit that he likes women very much and has confessed that he is not gay. It all has been a complete disguise used for marketing and commercial purposes only.

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Funny story: Bend and Stretch

Bend and Stretch

The next time you're taking a walk in the park don't be surprised if you see a group of lady pensioners doing aerobics just by the bandstand - That's because Liz Poncho and her group of "Gruntin' Grannies for Fitness" are em...

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Funny story: Superman Stunned to be Listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com Website

Superman Stunned to be Listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com Website

He may be a super MAN, but some women don't think the Man of Steel is a super DATE. Superman was appalled to see that he was listed on StayClearOfTheseMen.com, Mary Manhater's website where women share horror stories about their dating exper...

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Funny story: Bush Massage Conspiracy

Bush Massage Conspiracy

"I think massaging women is extremely rewarding and often totally proper", says former US President Bill Clinton in his signature southern drawl. "I have been trying to get my friend and extended brother George, President Bush that is, to touch more...

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Funny story: Saddam's wife, daughter put on CIA's most desirable women's fashion list

Saddam's wife, daughter put on CIA's most desirable women's fashion list

American Fashion Press (AFP) Cairo, Egypt -- Fashion designer and Iraq's part-time National Security Chief, Mouwafak al-Rubaie, also said the former al-Qaida boss, Abu Musab al-Sarawak's fifth wife is among the recipients of the 3rd annual Middle-Eas...

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Funny story: In Defense Of Gold Diggers

In Defense Of Gold Diggers

So where in the bible does it say: Women, go forth and marry the indigent? Every almanac and dictionary published gives information and direction, but never does one add: Ladies, aim for a life of poverty or as Shelly Winters said in the film, A Pla...

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Funny story: Deadly Bird-Brain virus smites Desperate Fishwives UK audiences

Deadly Bird-Brain virus smites Desperate Fishwives UK audiences

London, Friday April 7 2006 - (Associated Mess): Scientists at the London office of the World Health Organization have warned that a new strain of the lethal bird-brain flu virus has mutated and is now attacking otherwise sensible British women of a...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman

Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman

It seems the women of the world have fallen for the ex-Iraqi president. In a closely fought, neck and neck contest with runner-up George Bush Snr, Saddam has emerged the winner of this year's "World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman" contest by a mere 3 vo...

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Funny story: Saddam Hussein Voted Sexiest Dictator Ever

Saddam Hussein Voted Sexiest Dictator Ever

He may be facing certain execution but fallen Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein has now at least something to celebrate. Readers of Cosmopolitan magazine, the majority women with some gay men, have voted the deposed despot the sexiest dictator of all time.

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Funny story: Trent Comes Out

Trent Comes Out

After many long years in denial and after 7 mediocre records (some of which were actually successful), Nine Inch Nails singer Trent Reznor is done hiding. Not long ago Trent Reznor was putting up with female groupies and women telling him how beautiful he is, which, as he said, he knew a long time ago. Reznor is finally doing the right thing in the opinion of gay rights activists everywher...

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