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Funny story: First Non-Gay Man Admits He Cried During Titanic

First Non-Gay Man Admits He Cried During Titanic

After fourteen years of men hiding the fact that they cried during the movie "Titanic", William Manson came out today and told the public that he cried during Titanic. Before William, there was another man to admit he cried during the movie, but...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson To Portray Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage To Portray Mel Gibson In The Film "The Totally Whacked Out Dipsticks"

Mel Gibson To Portray Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage To Portray Mel Gibson In The Film "The Totally Whacked Out Dipsticks"

LOS ANGELES - Noted Italian Director Vilandro Gorianzanni in association with Lions Face Films and TouchRock Pictures will direct Mel Gibson and Nicolas Cage in the motion picture The Totally Whacked Out Dipsticks. The film is loosely based on the...

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Funny story: Actor Signed To Play Dick Cheney In New Biopic

Actor Signed To Play Dick Cheney In New Biopic

A new film under production in Hollywood about the life of former United States Vice President Dick Cheney has signed an actor for the leading role. Under contract to star in another Warner Brothers film is screen legend Elmer Fudd. From a press room...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera To Appear In The "Sexually Explicit" X-Rated Movie 'Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story'

Christina Aguilera To Appear In The "Sexually Explicit" X-Rated Movie 'Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story'

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has announced that she will be appearing in the X-Rated Luigi Luigiani film Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story. The movie will be shot in location in Brooklyn; Milwaukee; and Helsinki, Finland. Christina who is still...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

Charlie Sheen, Rob Pattinson, and Kristen Stewart To Begin Filming "Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of The West"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie "Space Traveler" Sheen and Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have met with famed producer Bandini Borrapelli and have agreed to star in the science fiction - spy thriller Tiger Blood Boy - The Winning Warlock of T...

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Funny story: Respected Film Professor Fired, Students Claim, "He Made Us Watch Old Stuff!"

Respected Film Professor Fired, Students Claim, "He Made Us Watch Old Stuff!"

Los Angeles, CA - Professor Leon Brensky, a well-known professor at the University of Southern California Film School has been fired after students claimed he forced them to watch hundreds of movies from the 1960's. One student, known only...

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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

Catherine Zeta-Jones Enters The Hi Yo Silver Kemo Sabe Rehab Clinic

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Catherine Zeta-Jones the wife of Michael Douglas has checked into one of the most popular (and expensive) rehab clinics on the entire Right Coast. And almost immediately the rumor mills started churning out the reasons for...

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Funny story: Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise. The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks s...

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Funny story: Films That Didn't Make It

Films That Didn't Make It

Following a major hacking of film studios' I.T systems, Wikileaks have released details have of films that never made it past the planning stage. Here's some of the ones that never saw the light of day : Harry Potter and The Hollowed Out Prince Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azerbaijan Harry Potter and The Order from the Takeaway Lethal Bedpan and Lethal Bedpan 2 Pilates Of...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen to Play Caligula in new movie deal

Charlie Sheen to Play Caligula in new movie deal

Quick to seize on the actor's recent notoriety Hollywood moguls have selected Charlie Sheen to play the emperor Caligula (12-41AD) in an action packed blockbuster that is promised will rival Burton and Taylor's Anthony and Cleopatra of 1963. Cali...

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Funny story: Nation Celebrates Joe Patroni Day

Nation Celebrates Joe Patroni Day

Chicago, IL - Amidst all the economic turmoil and other doom and gloom, the nation paused today to celebrate Joe Patroni Day. Named after the man whose indomitable spirit and refusal to give up in the face of fifty snowplows bearing down on him while...

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Funny story: Why do Family Photos in movies look so unconvincing?

Why do Family Photos in movies look so unconvincing?

Have you ever wondered why family photos in Movies look so unconvincing? No? Well neither have we, but that's not going to stop us writing about it. Family photos in movies. You know the ones, images of the leading cast members badly photoshopped together in an attempt to create a fictiontalised quasi-life between two jobbing actors who probably only met at the first read-through. Perhaps it w...

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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

Elizabeth Taylor's Gold Lamé Sandals That She Wore In 1963's "Cleopatra" Have Just Sold on eBay For $7.2 Million

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the 1963 motion picture Cleopatra gave Elizabeth Taylor the pair of gold earrings and the pair of gold lamé sandals which the star wore during the filming of the epic motion picture. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight,...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"

Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag To Star In "Botox - The Movie"

SAUSALITO, California - Joan Rivers and Heidi Montag were up in Northern California on location shooting a nude scene for the new Allesandro Fiafatanelli film Botox - The Movie. The film is loosely based on the loosely written novel by Sedona Funt...

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Funny story: Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer. The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981. The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue : "On Ma...

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Funny story: Conservatives Watching Logan's Run for Ideas

Conservatives Watching Logan's Run for Ideas

A deepening Pension's crisis has led to the Conservatives, and their Lib Dem whipping boys taking on some desperate measures. David Cameron has been watching films to try to find some money saving ideas. This has grabbed some members of the Labou...

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Funny story: Dundee United Fans Must Prepare For Exodus Next Season

Dundee United Fans Must Prepare For Exodus Next Season

Fans of Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been warned to prepare for seeing "Exodus" and other epic films at Tannadice next season. Film buff and chairman Steven Thompson is scrapping the traditional pre match and half time playing...

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