Fast And Furious Stars Quit

Funny story written by Mr Goster

Sunday, 10 April 2011

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Fast and Furious

Exclusive Film News has just filtered through and it's a complete shock for the 'Fast And Furious' franchise.

The extremely popular film series, now up to 'Fast And Furious 5' has consistently packed out cinemas over the last few years and looks set to continue with the latest installment just out.

However, news that it will be the last in the series were confirmed by the two major stars, Dave Fast and Tony Furious.

Tony told the gathered press, 'Dave and myself have had a great time but we both feel that it's time to get out at the top. We're both great actors and are a bit worried that we may get a little typecast.
Fast and Furious are bowing out at the top and taking our names with us.'

Director of the 'Fast & Furious' Series, Denver Colorado said, 'It's been a hell of a ride.'

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