First Non-Gay Man Admits He Cried During Titanic

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Wednesday, 27 April 2011

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William Manson after he saw the Titanic

After fourteen years of men hiding the fact that they cried during the movie "Titanic", William Manson came out today and told the public that he cried during Titanic.

Before William, there was another man to admit he cried during the movie, but turned out to be gay.
The White House held a press conference today about the issue.

"Obviously this all news for all of us." President Barack Obama spoke. "But, we must not panic. After all, we must applaud William for his honesty."

William Manson was also nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize which will be given to him this June if he wins.

"I can't believe I am the first one to admit that I cried during the movie, I hope all men can come out now and admit that they also cried during the Titanic." William told reports.

A entire organization was set up by William Manson and The White House that will help guide men to admitting they cried during the movie.

There is a new page on where people can sign up and donate to the William Manson Organization.

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