London - (RIP Mess): A shake-up in the Corporation's notorious Category 2 protocol directive has hinted its royal obituary division is on emergency standby. A handy window of opportunity shortly after Sunday's Bafta awards ceremony has been earmar...
BBC Drama have just announced that they have commissioned a new sit-com based on 70's Colorado based Mork and Mindy starring Robbie Williams - pre Take-That and 'Rock DJ' - and Pam Dawber. The BBC version will be set in Bolton Lancs, and Morse the...
It has been announced that the person who revealed the identity of the Killer of Archie from Eastenders will be found and punished. The insiders sensationally broke the news of who killed Archie in a live internet broadcast to the nation just t...
Key BBC Spring Watch presenter Simon King has deemed this week's UK assault on the Taliban as "a complete waste of time and tax payers money, any sane person knows that the Taliban fly south to warmer climes to breed in Pakistan during the winter mon...
Long standing BBC favourite, The News will no longer be shown on BBC1 or it's sister channels BBC2, BBC3, BBC4 and BBC News. The current affairs program which stars George Alagiah and Fiona Bruce has been a regular fixture on the channel since it...
A man in Preston was today recovering from shock after receiving a TV Licence bill addressed to his dog. Arthur Ramsbottom went to his front door to pick up his mail when he noticed an envelope from the TV Licensing Authorities. 'I was flicking t...
The BBC is to Ban Beards starting with One Show presenter Adrian Chiles who has recently been seen on the show with his new image the scruffy unshaven look. It is not clear at present if this ban will only be for BBC presenters or if all BBC progr...
As explorer Robert Scott landed with his men on the icy continent of Antkentica, they were met with sub-zero temperatures and snow and ice. 'Right, men', he said, as they unloaded their Japanese sledges that weren't built to run in such poor weather conditions from their ship the H.M.S. Drama Queen, 'this will be very, very tough.' 'As we're English we have no idea how to manage doing things...
Following the appearance on Question Time by British National Party leader Nick Griffin, a Slough man has blamed the BBC for becoming a convert to the right wing party. Simon Fisher, 42, says his 50 minute exposure to the BNP leader changed his li...
London, UK In a move that has surprised many, national newspaper The Daily Telemail has announced that it will be supporting the far-right British National Party in the run up to the 2010 general election. "We have found that, more than any other...
The BBC today defended their new show, I'm A Holocaust Denying Nazi Get Me Out Of Here. There have been complaints that the show was cruel to dumb animals. The BBC insisted that no animals were hurt in the making of the program. Their have been furth...
The BBC announced a new show to appear in their Spring Schedules. Entitled "Roasting Time", it will involve a panel of people in the news being questioned by an invited audience on current events. "The critical difference to other shows,", explai...
The BBC has announced that it is to axe the current affairs program Question Time. Director General Mark Tom Thumb said that the decision had been a difficult one. "The show has run for thirty years but I think that there is not much left for it...
British National Tea Party leader Rick Muffin has used his Question Time appearance to criticise Starbucks and defend a past head of afternoon tea campaign. He also told a large hostile audience that Granma Smith from Skegness would be a BNTP supp...
BC Broadcasting House remains under tight security today following a series of scuffles between protesters and police outside the gates yesterday. Around 200 angry protesters surrounded the BBC's main gates in Wood Lane, with their numbers increas...
In stark contrast to the racist, anti-Semitic, holocaust denying witterings that normally are to be heard spouting from the mouth of the leader of the British Nazi Party, tonight's audience of BBC's Question Time bore witness to an amazing revelation...
The British National Party headquarters has been picketed by anti-BBC protesters. Angry scenes have taken place as a result of party leader Nick Griffin agreeing to appear on a BBC television program. The BBC is a controversial organisation, accused...
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