I'm A Holocaust Denying Neo Nazi Get Me Out Of Here

Funny story written by Bunsen Burner

Friday, 23 October 2009

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What the animal left behind at the BBC last night

The BBC today defended their new show, I'm A Holocaust Denying Nazi Get Me Out Of Here. There have been complaints that the show was cruel to dumb animals. The BBC insisted that no animals were hurt in the making of the program. Their have been further complaints that the show seeks to target animals for the enjoyment of viewers.

Mr Heinrich Himler of Wellingborough said "I was shocked at how these people goaded the poor beast. It was as if the whole show was stage managed to mock the animal. Such cruelty should not be allowed on the BBC."

A BBC spokesperson said "We simply allowed members of the public who have been threatened by this creature to have a chance to complain. To say that we just allowed an attack on this animal for ratings is simply true... er... I mean untrue."

The Guardianistas are still divided as to whether it was a good idea to show the animal on national television. Some fear that small children may fall in love with him and that he could become even more dangerous.

The animal was asked to comment. "I am not a Nazi. I do not deny the holocaust, except when nobody is recording what I say or when I am on tv."

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