BBC Spring Watch - "UK Taliban Offensive Waste of Time and Tax Payers Money!"

Written by iscrivener

Saturday, 13 February 2010

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The Taliban Fly South

Key BBC Spring Watch presenter Simon King has deemed this week's UK assault on the Taliban as "a complete waste of time and tax payers money, any sane person knows that the Taliban fly south to warmer climes to breed in Pakistan during the winter months."

King added "there's nothing like a war to detract from the real issues we face as a country in an election year."

Kings remarks have been met with muted horror by the BBC and MOD alike.

However King is standing his ground and has been quoted as saying "they - the BBC - can do what they want with my contract - Me and Rossy are the best of mates."

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