Taking a page from Bill Clinton's playbook, representatives of the future Obama White House will be meeting with the Marriott Hotels Group to arrange a leaseback agreement whereby the White House occupants, President and all, relocate to the basement...
The change that Obama promised America appears to be shaping up to be a season of reruns from the Clinton years. Rahm Emmanuel has come, O, come to ransom O from his idealism. John Podesta is managing the transition team and he has chosen former...
When Obama heard that Bush was leaving briefs in the White House for him, he courteously yet firmly declared himself a boxer man. Further investigation revealed that Bush and his band of losers were preparing briefs to help Obama deal with possible c...
Taking Britain's "special relationship" with the United States to a new level, Gordon Brown will travel to Connecticut in late January 2009 to meet with Barack Obama to see if they should wed under Connecticut's recently passed legislation permittin...
Ronald Reagan taught pragmatists how to trick right wing ideologues into supporting a conservative political movement that had no real intentions of enacting the agenda of the extremists. Dubbed the Reagan Dupe, Slick Willie Clinton seemed to learn h...
Recent economic developments have reduced the US of A to a bankrupt conglomerate in receivership to a variety of foreign countries and international corporations with a smattering of involvement of good old fashioned former American billionaires.
The Cosmos - (Hellfire Club Mess): The Oracle has spoken. Next weekend's apocalyptic Sun/Pluto conjunction Winter Solstice will seal Barack Obama's fate. According to psychic loss adjustors on the payroll of the Ancient American Order of the Sk...
After ranting and raving against the United States in his recorded church messages, Barack Obama's former pastor, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, was found in pretty bad shape this morning by police in Chicago, who say it isn't a hate crime. "We fou...
President Obama in a brilliant move to garner attention for the bailout of the American automobile industry has proposed the name of the President of Afghanistan to be the new Czar of the automobile industry in this country. Anticipating criticis...
August 29, 2008 - SAN FRANCISCO, CA - When Barack Obama left Invesco Stadium in Denver Thursday night, he got into a limousine and was driven away - making him the First Black Presidential Candidate to Leave a National Convention, as well as the Firs...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Following the election of Barack Obama, the South, proving true to its "Red State" heritage in casting so many electoral votes for McCain, issued a press release to the North stating that they would like to trade Virginia and Nort...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A group calling itself "The Grays" rallied today in Washington, D.C. Calling for "an immediate end to the deception that has marginalized us for years," thousands of half black - half white people from around the country marched...
Washington DC-- NASA scientist rang the alarm bells today about Oprah Winfrey. They are very concerned about her weight and believe she threatens the Earth. The talk-show queen's weight has ballooned since the election. Her estimated weight is now...
(Chicago-Illinois) In the shadow of current Illinois Governor (and soon to be sharing living space with a 300 pound White Aryan Nation member named Pile Driver) Blagojevich's FBI investigation, the Obama Economic Team is alleged to have proposed a pl...
Barack Obama has been insisting that he and his staff have had no contact with Illin' Guv Rod and his Senatorial Auction Block. Murmurrings across Chicago and Washington have cast a pale over the President-Elect's claims (Shadow is now on the lis...
Windy City, Illinois - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's star-power has landed her the leading role in a new production of the hit musical Chicago. The most Googled person in the universe is to star in a remake of the gangster musical that will be lo...
The green brown president Obama has reneged on so many campaign promises already and has packed his cabinet with more Clintonites than you could shake a slick willie at. So few were surprised about his latest broken pledge...that is, except two of hi...
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