The Cosmos - (Hellfire Club Mess): The Oracle has spoken.
Next weekend's apocalyptic Sun/Pluto conjunction Winter Solstice will seal Barack Obama's fate.
According to psychic loss adjustors on the payroll of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'n' Bones' "Obama ain't ever gonna get further than President-Elect."
Bonesmen's soothsayers are predicting that with Illinois Prosecutor Patrick FitzGerald up his ass, er...on his tail! - Obama has been corralled into a humunguous cul de sac.
The unprecedented Solstice Sun/Pluto conjunct - alongside a Mercury/Mars/Jupiter Capricorn transit - "will surely pull the rug" from under Illinois graft-peddling Governor Bologojevich, bringing down the entire Rahm Emanuel/Rev Jesse Jackson-inspired Presidential fantasy factory.
This year's Solstice - coinciding with Hannukah, the Jewish
Festival of Lights commemorating the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem - is reckoned to ignite Pluto's legendary karmic powers.
"Yeah, Mossad's involved and so is the KGB's Tehran bureau chief," the Bonesmen's oracle added.
"We see treachery stemming from May 2000's five planet build-up in Taurus.
"Forget those January 20 inauguration balls. It just ain't ever gonna happen."
