Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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Bush's soiled briefs

When Obama heard that Bush was leaving briefs in the White House for him, he courteously yet firmly declared himself a boxer man. Further investigation revealed that Bush and his band of losers were preparing briefs to help Obama deal with possible crises during the early days of the new administration.

When asked about the nature of these plans, Bush elaborated:

"We have spent the last six month throwing monkey wrenches into each and every aspect of proper governance in order to secure the interests of our big business allies, the same folks who have savaged the economy and will receive billions in taxpayer financed bailouts. It's really like a gigantic real life video game map.

"Obama may stumble on our attacks on the environment, the failing wars on two fronts or any number of failed plans and programs ranging from education, infrastructure, torture and security. The map of course will have true and false paths and we'll all be watching the drama from Texas."

Obama told the press that he would be sending Bush his soiled briefs on his first day in office.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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