Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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Obama and the golden mean

Ronald Reagan taught pragmatists how to trick right wing ideologues into supporting a conservative political movement that had no real intentions of enacting the agenda of the extremists. Dubbed the Reagan Dupe, Slick Willie Clinton seemed to learn how to apply these lessons to the left until his willie got out of control.

The tragic consequence of Willie's wily intern escapades have been the eight years of famine under W which stands for Worse and rhymes with hearse. But little did America know that a Chicago lawyer was listening...

And so a radical liberal movement arose like a phoenix out of the ashes of the jackass Bush administration. Young and old alike frustrated with the ineptitude and blind ideology of the Bush- Cheney fiasco backed Barack in a bid for a 1960's- 21st Century coalition of peaceniks, social reformers and radicals.

And then the dupe dropped! Obama reaganed the left and hired more moderates than Aristotle had golden means.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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