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Funny story: Men prefer pet names, women too

Men prefer pet names, women too

(Munich, Germany) Human males enjoy being called nicknames that they feel enhance their prowess in the eyes of others reports Dick Bush of the University of Maryland, Munich Campus.

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Funny story: Government to ban women drivers

Government to ban women drivers

In its first sensible policy for years, the Government has announced that it will ban women drivers from our roads. Since just under half of all road traffic accidents are caused by women, this policy is expected to save thousands of...

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Funny story: It's official: "Women are lazier than Men"

It's official: "Women are lazier than Men"

Lads mag "Tasty Tets" has today published what we have all known for some time, women are indeed lazier than men.

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Funny story: Diogenetic Scientists Seek Woman with a Sense of Humor

Diogenetic Scientists Seek Woman with a Sense of Humor

Mt Palomar, California (IP) - Scientists from this campus have set loose a team of specialists to seek out a woman with a sense of humor. This team is composed of all damn Mexicans because of the rising cost of hiring English speaking technicians at...

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Funny story: Driving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt

Driving Investigation Launched As Woman Passes Test At First Attempt

The Driving Standards Agency (DSA) has launched a major inquiry after it was revealed that a woman in the Black Country passed her Driving Test at the very first attempt.

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Funny story: Man receives six year prison term for abuse!

Man receives six year prison term for abuse!

A man was sentenced to six years in prison for "abusing" a woman and her 17 year old daughter as they were entering a post office.

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Funny story: Women go Mad in Leeds.

Women go Mad in Leeds.

A large queue of over a thousand women are lining up outside a factory in Leeds. Why you may ask. Well they are taking it in turns to sit on the top of the chimney.

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Funny story: Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women

Global Warming Blamed on Hot Women

A new study has shown that the ozone layer isn't to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women.

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Funny story: It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

It's official, old ladies really do smell of wee!

New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.

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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Meets with Women of Color

Hilary Clinton Meets with Women of Color

On Tuesday, at a Washington hotel, Democratic Presidential front-runner Hilary Clinton met with some 300 "women of color" to try to shore up their support in her race against, "man of color," Barak Obama.

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Funny story: Right wing daily newspaper: Woman should be kept in cages

Right wing daily newspaper: Woman should be kept in cages

In a recent radio interview the Chief Editor of a Daily right wing newspaper, stunned the DJ by claiming that women should be kept in cages. Unfortunately due to legal reasons the paper and the editor cannot be named.

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Funny story: Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Men Applying to Women's Colleges in Record Numbers

Male rising high school seniors are applying to women's colleges in numbers not seen since shortly after World War 2 when some men were allowed to attend historically women's colleges on the GI bill due to a shortage of college spaces for men...

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Funny story: Homosexuality: The Truth

Homosexuality: The Truth

1947. A year mixed with controversy and doubt. The war is over and Hitler has been defeated but the human race that inhabits this world still faces a grim problem. With the death of millions after world war two the race of man started to breed like never before. Women were having up to 15 children each, desperate to have the offspring of as many war hero's as possible. The Men would abuse thei...

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Funny story: Rosie Underwent Surgery

Rosie Underwent Surgery

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising event T.V. giant Rosie O'Donnell took a week off from debating useless topics with 'other know it alls' who actually know less than her, if that's humanly possible.

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Funny story: Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Brazen Tittywobbling Women Rejoice At News Of Breastfeeding Bill

Women who prefer to breastfeed their babies and young children will soon be able to do so in public, after the Government passed a new bill yesterday.

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Funny story: Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

Scientist: pregnancy only found in women

NORFOLK. Va. - A 10-year study on human sexuality and reproduction showed that in the human species, 100 percent of those who get pregnant are women, while the percentage of pregnant men remains at zero, scientists from the National Organization for...

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Funny story: Hefty women with arms like tree trunks head west, lonely losers left back.

Hefty women with arms like tree trunks head west, lonely losers left back.

Europe - Bloomburgerandfries - The former East Germany is being drained of sturdy young lasses, leaving an underclass of thick as pig-shit men behind, a study says.

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