Jailed criminal cop Ali Dizaei has been attacked in prison by lag he tried to arrest twenty years ago. The prisoner, who cannot be named for legal reasons, sneaked up on the power mad criminal in uniform as he showered and ''attacked'' him allegedly.
The crack dealing monks of the remote Dencrack monastery are to welcome drug addicts from UK prisons. The scheme has been dreamt up (possibly while under the influence) by Jack Straw. The idea is to remove prisoners who have a drug habit, thus saving...
Once upon a time there was a Coronation Street murderer called Tony Gordon who some claim is a cross between TONY Blair and GORDON Brown. Like Tony Blair he is a compulsive liar and murderer who is self righteous and thinks he is right about every...
A man was jailed for six months by Brighton magistrates for claiming benefits while he was working - or working when he should have been claiming benefits. It isn't absolutely clear which. Joseph Egg 47, of Rottingtooth Drive in the city was convi...
Blair causes more controversy but this time its not Tony its the wife Cherie Blair. While sitting as a judge at a London Crown Court she has being giving reduced sentences to violent criminals if they are religious so don't say you are an atheist or...
1. Refuse to pay for a TV licence. 2. Get sent to court to ensure that there is a significant waste of tax-payers money. 3. Call the judge an "old buffoon" so that you get sentenced for at least a year. 4. As soon as you start your sentence, apply for a television. 5. Serve one week, whilst being a 'goody-two-shoes'. 6. Rent a colour television with remote control for just £1 per week. If...
President Obama has agreed to, further study, of a potential prison reform idea. John Q. Wyattly, Commissioner of the Federal Prison Reform committee made the proposal to the President early this morning. The controversial reform would not only...
CHINO, Calif. -- It's difficult to trace the origins of tattoos and similar body art -- which Western societies often regard as a form of mutilation -- primarily because tattoos transcend culture and geography. Tattooing has been a practice since the...
Or at least that what his memoirs will say, after Richard Heene serves his 90 days for perpetrating an expensive hoax on state and local authorities for the benefit of press coverage and almost endless self promotion. Sinking to depths most hard w...
In October in Orange County, Calif., Charlie "Mac" Johnson, who had just been convicted of murder as a hit man for a white supremacist gang, begged the judge and jury, in all sincerity, to sentence him to death. Why are more and more prisoners in...
O.J. Simpson, in prison for some time now for armed robbery of himself, which shows his mental capacity, will have a new reality TV show on FOX in the Spring, says a FOX rep. "Everyone knows O.J. hasn't the brains of a six-year-old, even though t...
Female guards at the Alderson Federal Prison Camp, that performed several body cavity checks on Martha Stewart, have been giving exclusive interviews and exposing the characteristics of Stewart's genitalia. One female prison guard said, "When I...
LONDON England -- Black mold oozes from his smelly head. His lumpy skin reeks. A forklift and crane support his 2000 pounds of weight. Yet, according to this man, my source, he is the doctor here at the Tower of London. This is not the typical im...
Yesterday, a Detroit man broke free from the city jail. The sheriff's deputy had handcuffed the man, placed him in a glass encased tank full of water and securely locked all the doors, gates, bars, and buckles that make up the Detroit facility.
Hollywood, California - There's a new reason for the season this year, and it's name is "Bring It On XIV: The Prison Years"! Move over, Jesus, move over Santa, these girls are ready to cheer, and they aren't taking a back seat to anyone! Yes, in...
Washington, DC - Retired Police Chief Henry Himmler, recently appointed spokesman for the North American Main Bureau of Law Agencies (NAMBLA), held a press conference this morning where he expressed concern about the upswing in "attitude" amongst the...
Austin, Texas - Chris Jenkins, recently laid off from the Ayers Tool and Die factory, has asked his wife Helen to accuse him of rape. Given that job prospects for either are scant, she has agreed. "I love Chris", said Helen, "But we need the mone...
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